Shhhhhh!!!!

[Ranchhand]

I was just thinking, it sure is quiet around here. Doesnt anyone have a joke to tell or something? Or did everyones computer come down with that virus that was going around? The only thing I can think of right now is everyone is out enjoying the rain we have been having. Strange month for me, in more ways than one. I guess I need to get out more. Ranch

[Guest052213]

Its extremely slow but I have a joke....Why is Ft Hood so windy?

[Ranchhand]

Ok, I will bite, why is Ft. Hood so windy?

[casetractorman]

Nope...Just trying to stay out of trouble...

[WFBBW4UDADDY]

ok heres something I heard once before, is it racial profiling or good LE work :

A black lady pulls into a gas station before work to fill up her car, while pumping the gas she ended up spilling some on her sleeve, not thinking about it much she grabbed a paper towel and wiped it off the best she could.
The lady rushed to get in her car noticing if she didnt hurry she would be late for work. Proceeding down the highway she goes to light a cigarette, forgetting that she just spilled gas on her arm, she lights it and her sleeve catches on fire.
In a drastic freenzy she starts swirving all over the road frantic and trying to put it out. During the ladies trying situation she happens to go past a cop, he sees the situation and hurries to get behind her and follow her with his sirens on. The lady makes her way to the side of the road as well as the cop she gets out waving the arm thats on fire and screaming, all of a sudden the cop shoots her......when asked why he shot her he said cause she had a FIREARM !!!! lol ok just trying to brighten the day with a bit of humor

[sirhk]

Nice joke Jada, I can see how someone could see that as racial but the joke would hold the same humor whether it was a black female, hispanic transexual, or white male.

Ranch, I know you are the moderator for our forum here but shouldn't this thread be in the Sandbox? Just saying cause technically it is not hobby related etc...

[WFBBW4UDADDY]

well thank "u I think" all I was just trying to do was go with the flow that was already started i seen someone say a lil joke so I joined in sorry if that didn't settle well with you.

OH and the reason it was told as it being a black lady, was because it was a black female telling it on a R&B radio station in S.C., and she told it saying it was a black female in the car. I really didn't think you were gonna be so sensitive, so sorry for trying to have a laugh and share it as well.

[Buckskin]

Well that took the fun out of it.
ok,I told this once before but still fun.
Q what do gay cows eat?
A HaaaAAAaaayyyyyy!

[sirhk]

Jada, I think we had a misunderstanding. I did not take offense to it, I was merely commenting based on the opening line of your joke. For the joke itself - I thought it was funny. I am sorry for the misinterpretations.

So... back on topic

Q: What is long and hard and full of seamen?

[Ranchhand]

Yeah, it probably should be in the sandbox, but I never get to break the rules, and I was thinking maybe it might get hobby related before it was through. Maybe your full of seaman thingy will get it hobby related. Sorry, im leaving it here. Ranch

[WFBBW4UDADDY]

a submarine

[ligit45]

Ok here goes one for you. This guy has noticed a new lady that has started to work for their company and as days pass he becomes so intent on her. One day he get the nerve to talk to her and tells her that he just must have her. He told her that he would give her $$ throw it on the floor for a real quick in counter with her. As she and her boyfriend had been without work for some time she explained her proposal to him, and after a long discussion they decided that I could only take a minute and they could r4eally use the money so what would be the harm. So they excepted his possible. The next day she told her him that they would except his offer. So the next day they were to meet in the supply room for their encounter. At the right time they met and as she pulled up her skirt to allow him to enter he threw his money on the floor. When she got home that evening her boyfriend asked about her day. She told him all went as planed until he threw $$ worth of quarters on the floor and she had to pick them all up.

[emoney20]

womp womp good try

[Flip99]

Oh, we should all just have a party at a Waco club one night and drink a few Coldies.


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