'Floating'... Have you ever tried it?

[Browneagle]

Recently I watched Larry Wilmore’s TV show on Race, Religion, and Sex. The show was filmed in Salt Lake City in front of a Mormon audience. During the show it was pointed out that the LDS Church has rigid rules about sex before marriage. As a result, some Mormons engage in a process they call, ‘floating’. Apparently, floating is having intercourse without moving. Everything is the same, but the participants stay still and just make out! For some odd reason, they don't think this counts as actual sex!

So, a few days ago I decided to try a little floating with one of my favorite providers. As it turns out I have participated in "floating" in the past but didn't know it. Now I realize I am floating whenever I say "Hey baby, I'm getting a cramp. I need to rest for awhile".

I guess it can also be argued that some women have been floating for years and also didn't know it. Their husbands just call it a lack of passion and effort.

[Guest083013]

.....better yet there are 1000s of Mormons who are going to crap out when they find out Browneagle is a member of their congregation simply through participation

[Browneagle]

Dennis, I think you might be able to make that case for me since I am an older guy. Let's face it. Unless the dude is hung like a toothpick, or the chick moonlights as a mule for the Colombians, it would take a real effort for a horny young couple to get to the point where they are truly "floating". Do you think it is likely that two inexperienced, sex-starved youngsters could hold their fire until they are truly floating? Although I'm not a Mormon, I believe it is more likely that effective floaters would need to have some prior experience.

[Likinikki]

That's some silly stuff BE! (lol) "Let me just put IT in you...we don't have to do anything" Haha...I remember guys saying to girls back in high school!

[Guest081519]

Originally Posted by Likinikki

That's some silly stuff BE! (lol) "Let me just put IT in you...we don't have to do anything" Haha...I remember guys saying to girls back in high school!

Followed by,"Common Baby, just the tip", and, "If you do jumping jacks after sex, you won't get pregnant".

[coochiemuncher]

Originally Posted by JJ

Followed by,"Common Baby, just the tip", and, "If you do jumping jacks after sex, you won't get pregnant".

Maybe got a lot of girls in shape doing those jumping jack jacks though. They would need to be in shape to go through the labor.

[SpursFan]

So BE,

Just qualifying what "floating" is... There is a one time penetration by the male penis into the female's vagina and then no further physical movement? (Other than the shrinking of the penis.)

Is it done in a laying position or rodeo cowgirl?

With or without a condom?

Curious minds would like to know.

SF

[Rylee Red]

Just a little wiggle ?? lmao Too funny I would be squirming..When Im horny, I am HORNY!

[GentlemanCaller007]

Originally Posted by Browneagle

Do you think it is likely that two inexperienced, sex-starved youngsters could hold their fire until they are truly floating?

Silly, Eagle, Tricks are for grown-up sinners.... LOL!

No seriously, this is a super funny thread! Thanks!

I'm sure we've all been "Floating" before, sadly.... Look! I'm doing it now ==>

[blasian1246]

Yeah, "floating" would always turn into "smashing!" In my younger, adult years, we use to say, "come on, let me just get it wet (referring to our junk)," and instead of jumping jacks, the common belief was drinking vinegar would prevent pregnancy if you went in raw. Lord, how I ended up with no kids until I was 27 is a miracle...well, strapping up played a huge roll also!

[beachboi99]

i heard of this back in High school. we just called it marinating. you can see where i am going with that.

[Rocket210]

Yeah no floating for this guy! On too much like a jack hammer! Dammit !

[Browneagle]

Originally Posted by SpursFan

So BE,

Just qualifying what "floating" is... There is a one time penetration by the male penis into the female's vagina and then no further physical movement? (Other than the shrinking of the penis.)

Is it done in a laying position or rodeo cowgirl?

With or without a condom?

Curious minds would like to know.

SF

Great questions SF. Apparently, "If you stick it in, it's a sin"... So do they consider it a greater or lesser sin if a condom is used?

Originally Posted by JG4DATY

Maybe got a lot of girls in shape doing those jumping jack jacks though. They would need to be in shape to go through the labor.

JG4DATY, During the show it was pointed out that oral on each other is less of an issue because no penetration is possible. I got the impression that there is a tendency to grade the severity of 'sexual sin'… one act is a 10, another is a 5 and then still another one might be a 9.

[shooter1a]

Have we all forgotten, President Clinton established that oral was not sex.

[fireguy]

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle......