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Old 10-07-2012, 02:59 PM   #1
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She witnessed the following interaction this morning:

Disheveled guy in a suit to person at desk -- What hotel is this?
Desk lady -- Embassy Suites
Suit hands lady room key that says Embassy Suites -- Is this my hotel?
Desk lady -- This is an Embassy Suites, but which Embassy Suites do you want?
Suit -- One in Denver? I don't know which one. I've been drunk and at strip clubs for the last 2 days. I don't know what hotel I'm in. All of my stuff is in a room somewhere and I think I'm flying out today.
Desk lady -- There are many Embassy Suites in Denver, sir. Do you remember the address or where your hotel is located?
Suit -- No. I just left a strip club and the cab driver brought me here. I have to fly out today. I need my stuff. Is traffic bad on a Saturday?
Desk lady -- Sir, it's Sunday.
Suit -- Fuck.
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Old 10-07-2012, 03:56 PM   #2
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*Dies laughing*!!!
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Old 10-07-2012, 06:03 PM   #3
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Sounds like a scene from The Hangover.
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:43 PM   #4
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thats awesome!
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:57 PM   #5
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so is your ass. just sayin

want a free beard ride?????
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Old 10-07-2012, 08:00 PM   #6
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Ha, classic.

I checked out of a hotel once quite drunk, while trying to act completely sober at the checkout desk.
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thanks! are you flirting? juan may not like that
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Old 10-07-2012, 08:15 PM   #8
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yes and he will never know if we don't tell.
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he will about 3am!
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Old 10-07-2012, 08:44 PM   #10
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well put your hands on the wall above the bed headboard and sit. I be done by 2:30. 3 hour snack for me, you will be ready for him. In fact begging for juan man meat.
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Old 10-07-2012, 09:08 PM   #11
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crap I think she forgot me flirting. mmmm I live one side of town, her the other. Ahem I deliver battery's 30 plus cost. so you go girl
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crap I think she forgot me flirting. mmmm I live one side of town, her the other. Ahem I deliver battery's 30 plus cost. so you go girl
Damn did you get left with just you and your hand!! LOL
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1 million on that. i cannot such a perfect thing exists in our little piece of the world
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Old 10-08-2012, 08:24 AM   #15
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Damn did you get left with just you and your hand!! LOL
thank goodness for showcase.
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