Well what the hell do you say when.....

[LovingKayla]

Your dogs find, open and proceed to scatter the contents of one very special box, around the yard... Then your dad finds the contents of said box and thinks its great fun to start the vibrators up on every single one while tossing them into the bathroom while I was showering. So here I am with a floor full of unique toys vibrating so loud the glass on the counter clinks, while I'm head to toe in suds. Awesome.

So how was Y'ALL'S weekend?!

[fletch]

don't know you, sure you are great. at least he didn't find this post on a hooker board......things could be worse.

[Prolongus]

Thank God they were cordless.

[pyramider]

Life is good. At least you know the batteries are all good.

[steviewinwood]

I would say "Dad, I think it's time for me to get my own place." Then I would shoot the dog.

[GoManHo]

Is your dog male or female, hehehe.................

[threepeckeredbillygoat]

That is fucking awesome.

I would say "bad dog".

[Tara Evans]

Too Funny.

[OldGrump]

How about "Dadeeeeeee!!!"

It sounds like he needs some toys of his own. Buy him a blow up doll & toss it in the shower with him.

[Chung Tran]

did your dad see you naked with soap suds all over your body?

[Prolongus]

Be sure to intercept the box of 6 dozen condoms before the dog does.

[oldbutstillgoing]

I was helping move my daughter from her dorm room at college when I foung her vibrator. I held it up and looked at her mom and said "Look! A home entertainment system!"

[EROS725]

So that is where their chew toys went. Thanks for finding them dad.

[DallasRain]

[LovingKayla]

Pyraminder WTF is your avatar?!

And oh shit, I have no idea where the box of condoms is.