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pfmtony · 08-08-2013, 12:52 PM

The worst way: provider is totally nude, hops on bed, spreads legs and lays there...... Nothing has Mickey Ds of escorts like this move. It's scary, and I'm gonna scared as hell I will get something I don't want. Also, it just isn't gonna happen. As much as i love women I need some warmup.

2) The best way. Say hello! Give me a hug and then talk about something, anything. You might even offer me some water or have me sit down clothed for a few minutes. After we talk a bit then its better if you undress me and offer to let me undress you. Kissing and groping will get everything down there like we both want it. You have to be interested in me too or its not going to be fun for me either.

Anything that happens after that is a secret I will keep forever. And if I remember and smile and someone asks why, I will lie and tell them oh nothing much.

Guys please tell the ladies what you like. Some of you may love #1, but for a first meeting or even 2nd that would leave me impotent. I have to be comfortable to perform.

phildo · 08-08-2013, 12:56 PM

I just had a great experience that started with #2.

And that has to be the weirdest thing I've ever said that didn't mean what it sounded like.

To be cool I should have said "I'm down when the bitch drops bbtony's duece at the door".

Hercules · 08-08-2013, 01:44 PM

Uum...your "worst" way was one of the best greetings I've ever had. Lady did the usual hide-behind-door thing. Only this time when she closed the door she was wearing nothing but heels and a smile. We went at it like drunken prom dates right there in foyer. Never said a word to each other. Eventually (finally) made it to the bedroom for the most explosive boink ever.

Raquel de Milo · 08-08-2013, 02:16 PM

This is a great topic, I usually always start with sitting down and talking, kissing and feeling. But sometimes I can't tell if I'm talking too much or taking too long to get started. A few times I have gotten the impression that maybe I was chatting too much killing the mood so I would say okay lets go get in bed but then I was told to slow down.
I would love to hear what the guys think!

pfmtony · 08-08-2013, 02:20 PM

Don't get me wrong, I can do #1. I really need to know you first though. I should come with a warning label. If I've been drinking or its morning wood, watch out. I need to be relaxed. Nothing relaxes me like #2 around a new woman. Once I know a woman, #1 will likely lead to MSOG.

OldGrump · 08-08-2013, 02:28 PM

Best: Start with a fully clothed hug & conversation. Then a mutual shower with a little light playing (don't slip), some cuddling, kissing, and whatever comes next.

Worst: "Put your clothes over there. We need to hurry, I booked another client right after you".

Guest112916 · 08-08-2013, 03:45 PM

Worst - Her SO answers the door and tells you he's going out with the baby while you guys have fun. She walks up with a lit cigarette sticking out her mouth still breastfeeding the baby, hands it to her SO and tells you to come on in and she shoo's them out the door after asking you to give the SO the fee so he can use it to buy smokes & diapers.

Raquel de Milo · 08-08-2013, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Spieler

Worst - Her SO answers the door and tells you he's going out with the baby while you guys have fun. She walks up with a lit cigarette sticking out her mouth still breastfeeding the baby, hands it to her SO and tells you to come on in and she shoo's them out the door after asking you to give the SO the fee so he can use it to buy smokes & diapers.

hahahaha that's funny...now seriously that can't ever really happen, can it?

Super Sonic · 08-08-2013, 04:27 PM

Best: After dropping off the donation in plain view, I always go straight to the bathroom to wash my hands. I must have caught her on a good day, because as I started washing my paws, she began attacking me from behind and had her tongue in my ear while pressing me against the sink and reaching around to claw my chest with her nails. When I finally got the soap rinsed from my hands and turned around, she dropped to her knees and it was on like Donkey Kong right there on the bathroom floor. THAT is how you start a session.

Worst: Like my very first Hobby experience. Something to the affect of: "Let's sit on the couch fully clothed and let me tell you about my asshole boyfriend and gossip about some Hobbyists I've seen. Oh, we've been talking so long we only have 15 minutes left. We better get started." $300 later I was standing outside her hotel room thinking: "Is that how it's supposed to go?"

Prolongus · 08-08-2013, 07:12 PM

OP, your worst way could be a lot of guys best way. Some of us don't care to be so...formal. The thrill of the unexpected, so to speak.

GoManHo · 08-08-2013, 09:01 PM

Best: Passionately kiss me at the door, whisper in my ear you're so happy I'm here. Slowly unbutton my shirt as I admire your beautiful body. Kiss my chest while I run my fingers through your hair pulling you close. Drop to your knees in front of me, loosen my belt and ease my trousers down slowly taking me into heaven. I'm sure we will eventually find our way into play-land and have plenty of playful convo once we get to know each other.

Worst: WTF, I'm here and she's not responding to my text!

Hermosa · 08-08-2013, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Raquel de Milo

This is a great topic, I usually always start with sitting down and talking, kissing and feeling. But sometimes I can't tell if I'm talking too much or taking too long to get started. A few times I have gotten the impression that maybe I was chatting too much killing the mood so I would say okay lets go get in bed but then I was told to slow down.
I would love to hear what the guys think!

As a guy I also like some warm up. I think the best way to transition from getting comfortable to getting busy is this: The lady kind of slides close, touches the guys arm or leg and gives that look that only you ladies can give. You know the look. That beautiful smile you ladies have and those eyes that tell us "we're good. lets play!" If that doesn't work, either get really close and plant a kiss. If that doesn't work, keep the donation and enjoy the conversation. But I can't believe those idea's won't work.

Guest040214-3 · 08-08-2013, 10:20 PM

BEST: after activities, talk about football, beer and motion for BBBJ #2

WORST: after activities, talk about Cowboys, Tony Lame-o and no BBBJ#2

pfmtony · 08-09-2013, 08:19 AM

F those loser imposters in Cowboys uniforms. If I want to see Dallas Cowboys I will go to Dunston's on lovers lane and look at their pictures on the wall. During my BBBJ talk of the current crop would be the same as tossing my unit in ice water. Let's just skip all that and talk dirty and moan instead.

phildo · 08-09-2013, 09:48 AM

I will just testify on Raquel's behalf that she greets enthusiastically in a very friendly manner, you can hang and chat OR get down to business but what really surprised me the most, and is the very best kind of session to have, is to be with someone who is genuinely cheerful and not at all stagey, who can talk or sex it up or both and never get off into anything remotely dark or bummer land. Someone who can be with you like they know you, which is an inherent people skill. So I guess naked or not, if you act like, or are genuinely glad we're there, that's the best.