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phildo · 10-09-2013, 06:27 AM

I just got a PM from the Easter Bunny and she's pissed because she found out I used the pantyhose she left me to get bugs off my bumper (only once, though). She's claiming that if I don't stop telling the Great Pumpkin to bring me only white chocolate Reese's eggs (it's an allergy, REALLY) she's gonna out me as a racist AND drop my grandfathered discount. What can I do?

bored@home · 10-09-2013, 06:46 AM

Is this real or a fun coded Halloween post?
If real then of course report the bunny or come up with compromise to quell any negativity.
For fun I would get hitman Santa involved to fix the issue.
Do you have a nuclear deterrent?
Mutually
Assured
Destruction

SD2011 · 10-09-2013, 06:59 AM

Eat the bunny.... (problem solved)

Tara Evans · 10-09-2013, 07:10 AM

Hummm huh?

OldGrump · 10-09-2013, 07:16 AM

Wrap a milk chocolate Reese's egg in the panty hose (pick the bugs out first) and give it to her. You have a white egg, she has a chocolate one. Then show your age & get your discount back.

Then make a Jack-o-lantern out of the Great Pumpkin.

HoneyRose · 10-09-2013, 07:23 AM

Pantyhose/bumper situation: DENY. DENY. DENY.

White Chocolate preference: Use your money from the tooth fairy to just buy what you want.

ManSlut · 10-09-2013, 09:01 AM

Very nice, and from the one RANTING about pfmtony clogging the Escort Client Information Exchange Highway (but that's probably your point of this thread)....I think you should consult with the Tooth Fairy, I heard she's good at Dispute Mediation and a nice piece of ass, too.

fletch · 10-09-2013, 09:32 AM

this one is easy. get tinker bell's fairy dust, phildo

Prolongus · 10-09-2013, 11:59 AM

Sounds like a job for Elmer Fudd if u want Bugs off your bumper.

phildo · 10-09-2013, 12:50 PM

Now THAT was all good advice! I forgot about the tooth fairy! And fairies know ALL about relationships and decorating and fashion and everything, so that's who I'll ask!

Thank you ALL!

Guest062124 · 10-09-2013, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phildo

white chocolate Reese's eggs

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldGrump

Wrap a milk chocolate Reese's egg

What's all this talk about my Eggs??

phildo · 10-09-2013, 01:08 PM

So I spent the night with this girl. She was barely able to walk to the kitchen the next morning. I was fixing breakfast, I asked her

"How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, poached, over easy..."

She said,

"Unfertilized"

So I had to go to Whole Foods cause I thought that meant organic...

hd · 10-09-2013, 01:13 PM

so did she stub her toe on the foot post is why she couldn't walk, or what?

Hercules · 10-09-2013, 01:50 PM

Hey muthaphuker! Don't be talking shit about Easter Bunny! An ATF of mine! Would only get mad at you if you didn't treat her right in the first place! Did you screw up the donation? Ask for unprotected access to EB's basket of goodies?

phildo · 10-09-2013, 01:58 PM

NO, I stepped on her foot doing that white guys can't dance thingy.

Hercules, you got an in with da bunny then help me out here, I didn't mean to dis her!