epic pick-up fail

[DallasRain]

A man is sitting in a restaurant and notices a beautiful woman a few tables over. He asks the waiter to bring her their most expensive bottle of wine.
The waiter returns and tells him that she said that unless he has a million in the bank, a Mercedes in his driveway and twelve inches in his pants, she's not interested.
He sends back a message that he has seventeen million in savings alone, a Mercedes, a BMW and a Bentley, but even for a beautiful woman like her, he wouldn't cut off three inches.

[normalguy21]

I hate that when they only want a million