***TYPO***

[Toyz]

Hey Honey, I just wanted to make you aware there is a typo in your ad and in your profile. It says $400 an hour.

"I know, right?!?!? I laughed too..."

I just wanted to let you know so you could correct this obvious error before too many people see it.


http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=282387

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Hey Honey, I just wanted to make you aware there is a typo in your ad and in your profile. It says $400 an hour.

"I know, right?!?!? I laughed too..."

I just wanted to let you know so you could correct this obvious error before too many people see it.


http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=282387

Showcase shows $350?

Damn... The Power of Toyz...

A single Post and a 12.5% rediction in rate!

Quick... Post 4 more times see what happens!

[Toyz]

[Still Looking]

SL'S Review of Hazeldoll

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1293292

[ztonk]

Her ad says she's only looking for 1 or 2 appointments a week. There are probably one or two guys in Austin who would pay that. I guess time will tell if that's a winning business strategy or not. z

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by ztonk

Her ad says she's only looking for 1 or 2 appointments a week. There are probably one or two guys in Austin who would pay that. I guess time will tell if that's a winning business strategy or not. z

Yeah.... but those guys are not going to want to see her every week.... so she needs 6 to 8 of them...... She needs a Sugar Daddy.... Not an assortment of Johns..... She doesn't have $300 worth of looks much less $400

[illuminati]

That's just way too much for an inexperience provider as told by her reviews. That needs to drop to two bills.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Yeah.... but those guys are not going to want to see her every week.... so she needs 6 to 8 of them...... She needs a Sugar Daddy.... Not an assortment of Johns..... She doesn't have $300 worth of looks much less $400

[Dara-Malaika]

$400! That sounds about right!

Let's break it down. Here we go.

Let's talk- $ Burner Cell Phone $19.00 plus airtime ?

Internet Access- to log on to site to post ads, keep up with Whispers, Toyz, RR & SL postings. $43.99

Research sites for screening. $

Batteries for Tazer incase I run into BSC people.

Bullets for 9 mm. Same reason as above.

Get to the appt- Gas $1.99 per gallon $8.00 round trip.

Should I pop up a tent in the backyard for our session? Nice Incall & bills. $1,200.00

Now to get ready for appt. Ladies need to spend $ on:

Hair-straightener, hair extensions, mousse, hair spray
Lingerie
Make-up
Nails $50.00 includes pedicure.
BSC douche
Enema & anti-diarrhea medicine for Grecian visits.
Mustache Wax $10.00
Buttbleach
Weed whacker to trim the bush.

A girls gotta eat. $7.99
Taco Bell, or Popeyes, or Whataburger.

Fuck like a porn star energy drink. $3.99

Feeling nervous? Feeling guilty? Here have a glass of wine.
Cheap Alcohol/wine $19.00/ 6 $3.00 per glass

Head to the bedroom. Round 1.
Condoms $25.99/24

Round 2. Freshen up and bring the toys out!
Mouth wash + toothpaste
Borrowing toys must include a $3.00 charge includes vibrators, butt plugs, whips & chains.
We all know adult toys are not cheap so you must contribute to the toyz fund.

What you don't want to go back home/work smelling like Badussy? (BootyDick&Pussy)
That's right. Hop in the shower.
Shower=shampoos & conditioner & body wash $15.00

Of course you don't want to use that towel that Joe Shmo wiped his nuts and ass with yesterday.
Fresh towels=detergent, softener, dryer sheets $35.00

Fucked your brains out of course you're thirsty.
Water $4.00 for a pack of 24

And let's not forget the $ for the jaws of life rental incase SL gets stuck in my bath tub again!


Losing my only 2 hobby friends and any future friends because of this posting. #priceless

[Toyz]

I was ready to blow your post all to hell but am too busy laughing my ass off and had to close the office door cause peeps were wondering what was so funny.

***Bravo***

If this costs you future business then they are missing out.

SFS
(Super Funny Shit)

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Dara-Malaika

$400! That sounds about right!

Let's break it down. Here we go.

Let's talk- $ Burner Cell Phone $19.00 plus airtime ?

Internet Access- to log on to site to post ads, keep up with Whispers, Toyz, RR & SL postings. $43.99

Research sites for screening. $

Batteries for Tazer incase I run into BSC people.

Bullets for 9 mm. Same reason as above.

Get to the appt- Gas $1.99 per gallon $8.00 round trip.

Should I pop up a tent in the backyard for our session? Nice Incall & bills. $1,200.00

Now to get ready for appt. Ladies need to spend $ on:

Hair-straightener, hair extensions, mousse, hair spray
Lingerie
Make-up
Nails $50.00 includes pedicure.
BSC douche
Enema & anti-diarrhea medicine for Grecian visits.
Mustache Wax $10.00
Buttbleach
Weed whacker to trim the bush.

A girls gotta eat. $7.99
Taco Bell, or Popeyes, or Whataburger.

Fuck like a porn star energy drink. $3.99

Feeling nervous? Feeling guilty? Here have a glass of wine.
Cheap Alcohol/wine $19.00/ 6 $3.00 per glass

Head to the bedroom. Round 1.
Condoms $25.99/24

Round 2. Freshen up and bring the toys out!
Mouth wash + toothpaste
Borrowing toys must include a $3.00 charge includes vibrators, butt plugs, whips & chains.
We all know adult toys are not cheap so you must contribute to the toyz fund.

What you don't want to go back home/work smelling like Badussy? (BootyDick&Pussy)
That's right. Hop in the shower.
Shower=shampoos & conditioner & body wash $15.00

Of course you don't want to use that towel that Joe Shmo wiped his nuts and ass with yesterday.
Fresh towels=detergent, softener, dryer sheets $35.00

Fucked your brains out of course you're thirsty.
Water $4.00 for a pack of 24

And let's not forget the $ for the jaws of life rental incase SL gets stuck in my bath tub again!


Losing my only 2 hobby friends and any future friends because of this posting. #priceless

How do you work so cheap!?

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Dara-Malaika

$400! That sounds about right!

Let's break it down. Here we go.

Let's talk- $ Burner Cell Phone $19.00 plus airtime ?

Internet Access- to log on to site to post ads, keep up with Whispers, Toyz, RR & SL postings. $43.99

Research sites for screening. $

Batteries for Tazer incase I run into BSC people.

Bullets for 9 mm. Same reason as above.

Get to the appt- Gas $1.99 per gallon $8.00 round trip.

Should I pop up a tent in the backyard for our session? Nice Incall & bills. $1,200.00

Now to get ready for appt. Ladies need to spend $ on:

Hair-straightener, hair extensions, mousse, hair spray
Lingerie
Make-up
Nails $50.00 includes pedicure.
BSC douche
Enema & anti-diarrhea medicine for Grecian visits.
Mustache Wax $10.00
Buttbleach
Weed whacker to trim the bush.

A girls gotta eat. $7.99
Taco Bell, or Popeyes, or Whataburger.

Fuck like a porn star energy drink. $3.99

Feeling nervous? Feeling guilty? Here have a glass of wine.
Cheap Alcohol/wine $19.00/ 6 $3.00 per glass

Head to the bedroom. Round 1.
Condoms $25.99/24

Round 2. Freshen up and bring the toys out!
Mouth wash + toothpaste
Borrowing toys must include a $3.00 charge includes vibrators, butt plugs, whips & chains.
We all know adult toys are not cheap so you must contribute to the toyz fund.

What you don't want to go back home/work smelling like Badussy? (BootyDick&Pussy)
That's right. Hop in the shower.
Shower=shampoos & conditioner & body wash $15.00

Of course you don't want to use that towel that Joe Shmo wiped his nuts and ass with yesterday.
Fresh towels=detergent, softener, dryer sheets $35.00

Fucked your brains out of course you're thirsty.
Water $4.00 for a pack of 24

And let's not forget the $ for the jaws of life rental incase SL gets stuck in my bath tub again!


Losing my only 2 hobby friends and any future friends because of this posting. #priceless

Bravo!

[rockerrick]

Damn every time I try to get out, they drag me back in?
Thanks Dara lol

[TxToast]

Great post Dara

[Mr Peabody]

Dara, where can I get those gold plated condoms? You forgot to include the doll expense to visually explain things to non-reading customers.