Sexual Leather Night Before Christmas
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			T'was the fright before Christmas, 
when all through my cave, 
Not a creature was stirring,  
Not even my slave. 
 
As I hung my fishnet stockings over the chimney with care 
I heard St. Nick say, 
*Leather Goddess, 
Your new whips are over there*. 
 
With a gleam in his eye, 
he slid down his pants 
Leather knew what to do 
she was taking no chance. 
 
As he climbed back up the chimney, 
and onto the roof, 
I heard whips cracking 
and a reindeer's tiny little hoof. 
 
As St. Nick climbed into his sleigh, 
I hear him say to me, 
* be naughty, dear Leather,  
and I'll be back right away!* 
 
As he flew off  
and on out of sight, 
Rudolph's nose and Santa's ass....... 
Both glowed quite bright!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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