Review: Chinese Massage... a waste of time.

[randomgoober]

Date: Last week of 2014
Provider: k*****
Phone: 601-992-5893
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Flowood
State: Mississippi
Address: Old fannin road near the Texaco
Appointment Type: Spa
Activities: FBSM, Attemped HJ
Session Length: 45min, left early
Fee: 60/hr
Hair Length and Color: Ponytail, a little below shoulders, black
Age: mid 40's
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Around 5'4", slim, no ass or breasts to speak of, not unattractive, just not that attractive.
Recommendation: No

[Olmarstar]

Man, hate that, I started with a cuter one and they switched up without telling me. Still made out good though. But I did want the prettier first one.

[Olmarstar]

Is it ok to ask how your non action went, on the flip, I am sporting wood and have done a fair amount of leg, ass rubbing. I also never have the towel on when they come in the room. I think this is standard to making it go better. Although my worst time ever was at oriental with the same tactic.

[bojack]

Oriental did the ol switcheroo on me once. Worst massage ever. Lady had THREE towels on me, no joke. Was covered from my neck to my toes. She spent more time massaging one hand than both my legs.

[Olmarstar]

At oriental I had a burping ugly thing that just pushed like she was testing something. I could not stand her.

[bojack]

I had L**y. She's new. She's not bad looking, but she did the pushing thing too. She talked a little and mentioned that she's married, which was an absolute buzzkill. She's in her 40s and is slim.

[randomgoober]

Originally Posted by Olmarstar

Is it ok to ask how your non action went, on the flip, I am sporting wood and have done a fair amount of leg, ass rubbing. I also never have the towel on when they come in the room. I think this is standard to making it go better. Although my worst time ever was at oriental with the same tactic.

Sure, I usually just go in the room, strip and plop stomach down on the table and lay the towel across my ass. Usually, the masseuse will toss the towel on the floor and just have at it with no towel at all. Sometimes on the flip, they'll go to lay the towel over my junk, I just lay it on the floor and smile. I rarely feel them up or say much when they are massaging me, as I usually enjoy a good massage.

This chick had no training or skill whatsoever for massage... mixed with some issues with the spa itself (someone was cooking hot dog shit stew in the kitchen I think), my dick ran and hid, I've not seen it since, thing it may have been traumatized.

The mamasan wanting me to tip her 40.00 is what made me angry instead of just disappointed, I won't ever be going back.

[Olmarstar]

Last week there was a lot of talking which I don't like. I have also smelled
Good and just noise. They need hushed tones and medium music volume.
I will go back but I also do not want the same one every time. Thinking of just going to rhs next time. I have also been having excellent luck at Health Studio. Same money and more services.

[bojack]

They are ALWAYS cooking something. Had me thinking they were a restaurant too.

I never put a towel on. I actually hide it under the table. It gives you something to measure them by, if they'll get it and put it on you or leave you booty-butt naked. I like being booty-butt naked.

[Rotax]

I like the look they have when they walk in and have my junk just laying out kinda like a surprise smile

[Rotax]

If you go back to oriental ask for Casey you have a lot better chances of getting what your looking for

[bojack]

What does Casey look like? Is she kinda tall with big eyes, decent boobs, flat butt?

[Rotax]

Yes on how you described her and nipples that look like erasers

[ridgeland4m]

lol....u saw?

Originally Posted by Rotax

Yes on how you described her and nipples that look like erasers

[bojack]

I think I had her before, first time I ever had a HJ there. Only time, too. She was ok, but seemed nervous. Nice nips, though.