Review: Fucking "a modern art masterpiece" (R. Lee Ermy's voice)

[ramrodtom]

Date: 4/15/16
Provider: nicole or tinybabygurl on mocospace
Phone: ?
Email Address: ?
URL / Website: http://www.mocospace.com/html/profil...?user=82094877
City: N. Dallas
State: Texas
Address: Shepard Rd off of 635
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: Chit chat, terrible bbbj, boob fondling, covered k9
Session Length: 30+
Fee: 50 bucks
Hair Color and Length: Brownish/shoulder length
Age: 25
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: I don't know the requirements of what constitutes a midget, dwarf, or little person, but she was 4'6" and 90 lbs maybe. Picture Picasso's scream painting. Tiny a cup titties and an ok ass.
Recommendation: No

[catbanger]

Where is Shepard Rd?

Is that her kat?

[ramrodtom]

off of 635 and forest ln

[catbanger]

Your adventure reads like one of mine.

[242722]

I wonder if the ass is available

[ramrodtom]

Thanks cat. I try to live up to the legacy of the high priest

[ramrodtom]

No anal. And not Catholic. But definitely weird looking

[BLM69]

You're a brave man but you must pay your dues in here

[242722]

Originally Posted by ramrodtom

No anal. And not Catholic. But definitely weird looking

Someone will break her in and baptise her shortly.

[catbanger]

Originally Posted by ramrodtom

No anal. And not Catholic. But definitely weird looking

You have to up the donation by $30.

[ramrodtom]

I wasn't willing to venture after the smell

[mavsman777]

A scary girl with a smelly starfish is no bueno. Yuck!

[Hidaka]

fuck sakes!!! I just gave the review a quick look and almost puked!!

[Stevensegal]

Thanks for the input. Chalk it up as a loss but thanks for the intel.

[mrredcat43]

I have the sudden urge to visit an art gallery.