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06-16-2016, 02:31 PM
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Resident Greekipedia
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: San Antonio
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Best NCNS Excuse?
Hey Guys, I was just wondering what the wildest/best/most ridiculous excuse for an NCNS that you'd gotten? Mine haven't been too wild - most probably true!
Car broke down
Had to bail out my mother
Forgot today (Wednesday) was Wednesday
But I'd love to hear some that the girl has put some thought and imagination into - if I get stood up, I should at least get a laugh!
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06-16-2016, 05:18 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Nov 17, 2011
Location: San Antonio
Posts: 3,709
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Most popular " my phone died "
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06-16-2016, 05:32 PM
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Join Date: May 25, 2011
Location: San Antonio
Posts: 1,908
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One time I got cancelled on because " I have to take my daughter to Planned Parenthood". I told her I would have accepted her car broke down instead.
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06-16-2016, 05:50 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Jul 13, 2015
Location: Under Wraps
Posts: 4,550
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"My boyfriend ended up spending the night and won't fucking leave!"
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06-16-2016, 11:39 PM
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Join Date: Apr 14, 2010
Location: GFE dreams
Posts: 1,869
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I lost my phone and all my contacts and didn't know that was you calling from the parking lot
#2 my C section didn't heal well
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06-17-2016, 12:23 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Feb 23, 2016
Location: texas
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" I didn't have money for covers"
WTF
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06-17-2016, 08:04 AM
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Ambassador
Join Date: Sep 27, 2011
Location: Happing Ending, Texas
Posts: 8,865
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No excuse since I never contacted her again.
Sam
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06-17-2016, 09:53 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jul 7, 2012
Location: Hill Country
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+1 Sam. I never bother again with someone that doesn't respect my time.
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06-17-2016, 10:24 PM
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Just Lick Me
User ID: 205713
Join Date: Sep 14, 2013
Location: Palm Springs Ca- Vacation July23-Sep1
Posts: 7,146
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works both ways
same here ..
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Originally Posted by Big One
+1 Sam. I never bother again with someone that doesn't respect my time.
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06-17-2016, 11:45 PM
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Join Date: Feb 9, 2014
Location: Austin, TX
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The ubiquitous and the innane
"I overslept" Until 5:30 PM? (The appointment was at 3:00 PM.)
"When I went to get a room my credit card wouldn't work, somebody hacked into my account and cashed a bunch of checks (how do you cash physical checks by hacking into an account?), can you loan me XXX$ so I can recharge my ******** VISA?"
(Later) "I locked my keys in my car at the mall and can't get to WalMart to recharge my card. Can you pick me up?" Want some cheese and fine whine to go with that line?
Sad part is, those who think with their little heads line up to see this individual....
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06-18-2016, 05:27 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: North texas
Posts: 11,925
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1. My yeast infection hasn't fully gone away and I need to be fresh so I can enjoy DATY.
2. I didn't realize you were a MOD and I don't want to risk a bad review.
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06-18-2016, 09:07 AM
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Just Lick Me
User ID: 205713
Join Date: Sep 14, 2013
Location: Palm Springs Ca- Vacation July23-Sep1
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Mods need some loven just like any one ^
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06-18-2016, 08:03 PM
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Lifetime Premium Access
Join Date: Apr 25, 2009
Location: sa tx usa
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The one that I can still see plain as day after all these years.
My friend calling a girl and the total look of surprise and disbelief when I saw him uttering "You're going to Church NOW?! It's 8:30pm!"
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06-18-2016, 09:17 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 8, 2015
Location: All over the ECCIE badlands
Posts: 9,230
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2 hours after the appointment time; "My mom just showed up unannounced and we went to dinner with my pimp. He thought it would be a good idea to leave my phone at the house so I would not have to explain to mom why my phone kept going off." I wonder how she explained her pimp to her mom??
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06-18-2016, 09:41 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 1, 2010
Location: USA-TX-CALI
Posts: 6,633
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My dog ate my phone
My husband scheduled your appointment on another day
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