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Old 09-11-2011, 06:39 AM   #1
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This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for Brownsville. Jim was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.

"What's the matter?" Jim asked.

"I've been transferred to Brownsville, there are crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation."

Jim replied, "I've lived in Brownsville all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
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Old 09-13-2011, 09:06 PM   #2
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I guess none of the Texans found that funny. LOL
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Old 09-13-2011, 10:09 PM   #3
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Just found it and loved, and yes I'm a Texan!
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Old 09-14-2011, 06:50 AM   #4
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That's a good one!
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Old 09-14-2011, 07:18 AM   #5
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Funny! And yes,there is sadly some truth to that in the Border towns.
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Old 09-18-2011, 02:16 PM   #6
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Not sure why it's only related to Texas? But still a funny joke none the less.
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