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04-08-2014, 06:25 PM
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You might JUST BE a dumb monger if ...
#1 Your doggy position partner says she prefers to look into your eyes during orgasm so you hand her a night stand photo of yourself. A friend told me this actually happened to her.
#2 You start a "BBFS offered" alert thread thinking it won't backfire.
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04-08-2014, 06:56 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
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#3 If you think the PMS does exist and the CBC does not
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04-08-2014, 08:52 PM
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#4 You WK a provider actually expecting that you will get something in return.
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04-08-2014, 10:10 PM
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#5 You rush to book that appointment before it's too late, amazed that Jeniffer Lopez and Scarlett Johansson are advertising doubles on Backpage...again...in five cities at once!
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04-09-2014, 06:37 AM
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#6 You believe her when your habitual NSNC tells you that her phone or Grandmother has died yet again.
#7 You believe posting a public plea in Coed will result in the affection, attention and desired response you seek from a provider who has clearly been avoiding you privately.
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04-09-2014, 07:40 AM
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#8 You rush to see that provider before she "retires", again.
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04-09-2014, 07:46 AM
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Just playing the field:)
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#9 - You rush to see a provider because she says it's her last day!!!!
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04-09-2014, 08:23 AM
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#10. You place new $100 bills on a table for the donation. The provider asks you to prove they are real because she's been burned with fake $$ in the past. You are forced to do your best Henry Paulson impersonation.
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04-09-2014, 08:40 AM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
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#11 You think you are just not an ATM to her/them
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04-09-2014, 08:41 AM
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#12: You ask where you can send flowers for her dead granmama.
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04-09-2014, 08:49 AM
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#13: You prepay for her breast enlargement procedure, in exchange for X number of sessions she promises to deliver after her boob job.
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04-09-2014, 09:33 AM
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14). You believe her when she says "that's my Mom" to the constant buzzing of her cell phone during your session.
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04-09-2014, 09:38 AM
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Just playing the field:)
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15 - She tells you she was feeling sexually deprived until you pleased her and made her orgasm and you believe her!!!!
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04-09-2014, 09:45 AM
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#16. You meet a provider and realize she can barely put a sentence together with multisyllabic words. "Her" text communication prior to the session led you to believe she was somewhat intelligent and not ghetto. So you start to think "dayum, I probably sent texts to her pimp". Then you try to identify her based on pics from the ad. "i don't see a rose tattoo on her right leg. Where's the star tattoo on her wrist?" You think bait and switch BUT still go through with it because she gives you a discount for putting her sister's pics on the ad.
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04-09-2014, 09:50 AM
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17). You notice the pungent scent of percolating semen and mention it and BELIEVE it when she says "oh baby I don't BB with anyone"
(((But then she admits it was BONN...James Bonn)))
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