10 husband, still a virgin

[Jennatexas23]

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

[Guest092514]

Really made me laugh outloud. Especially on the stamp collector!

[Krystal]

I got most of them but I do not get the stamp collector. Black Goldie Hawn here. Somebody break it down. Don't worry it will still be funny to me.....LOL

[gooose]

I got most of them but I do not get the stamp collector. Black Goldie Hawn here. Somebody break it down. Don't worry it will still be funny to me.....LOL

People used to lick stamps before the invention of self adhesive stamps and emails.

[Rcoop361]

Guess I would be mixed #5 & #10 /w a little #9, but end as the Lawyer LOL

[DallasRain]

lol--good one!!

[Krystal]

Oh OKay thanks lol.

[Stag]

As a lawyer, I want to go on the record to say that I resent that joke.

(I don't deny it, I just resent it.)

Respectfully submitted,
Stag