You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

[OLindsay]

What are some signs or clues that tells others that were providers or hobbiest?
Let's have some fun...

[OLindsay]

You know you're a provider when you have so much lingerie that you could run a boutique out of your closet!

[luvinkdgrlz]

You know you're a hobbyist when you know the fastest route to all of the hotels in your OWN town (not to mention the exact location of the elevators in said hotels).

[OLindsay]

You know your a hobbiest when you search the p.lots for Leo..

[Bomb Pop]

You know you're a hobbiest when OfficeMax has your envelope orders on monthly auto-ship.

[Eva Damita]

When you have more condoms than CVS and Walgreens combined. ..

[Helicopter206]

Hobbyist
You know you’re a hobbyist when you have a stash of envelopes in your car. You know you’re a hobbyist when you get at least two to three NCNS a month. You know you’re a hobbyist when you get to the location, and you sit and wait for the provider to show, because she is running late, but you don’t want to leave, the little head is thinking for the both of us… You know you’re a hobbyist when you have two phone’s, and separate bank account. You know you're a hobbyist when you will drive to anywhere in the City for a piece of Ass, and pay for it.
Nasty Hotels, Boyfriends, Pimps, Management, or Dog's in the front yard won't scare you off.....
When the highlight of your Month is when you finally have the money saved up to set up a meeting, and the provider Does show, and wants to talk for half of your meeting.
you are so happy to find an ATF that your hoping is UTR, but you find all the Reviews.
In a life long search to fine your only ATF, but you just can't stop at only one...
You know where the ATM's are located and won't charge you to make a withdraw.

Providers
Buying Condoms and Lotion at the Wholesale Club. That's a membership you won't let run out.
You know you been in the Bizz to long when you start taking CC.
When you have three phones, one for family, one for friends, one for Hooking. (Wal-Mart Phone carries your service plan or plans)
And you don't know where all your money is going, or still don't own your own car.
when you have a drive up window installed in your house, with a menu board in the back yard.
get tired of hearing the same old crap, and the client think's it's new and funny.
When you have Drama with all the other girls, that are your competition on this board.
Retire two or three time's in a month, or every other month.
When you have to hire staff, to help out with Scheduling.

Happy Turkey Day Everyone.....

[OLindsay]

Originally Posted by Helicopter206

You know you’re a hobbyist when you have a stash of envelopes in your car. You know you’re a hobbyist when you get at least two to three NCNS a month. You know you’re a hobbyist when you get to the location, and you sit and wait for the provider to show, because she is running late, but you don’t want to leave, the little head is thinking for the both of us… You know you’re a hobbyist when you have two phone’s, and separate bank account.

Well damn thanks for chiming in helicopter...

[OLindsay]

When you have more nicknames than real names in your phone...

[Bomb Pop]

You know you're a hobbiest when you have a set of folders/bookmarks in your browser to maintain everything going on. or a secret browser for the same thing.

[DestinyInKC]

You know your a hobbyist when you download google voice.
You know your a hobbyist when when you have to constantly clear your browsing history.

[Modda]

being on 'this' board is enough to qualify both (or similar like BP, etc.)

[Audrey Astor]

When you go crazy after only 3 days of no getting some!

[FrankieP]

When, while traveling for work, you sit in the hotel bar and play "Which One Is The Hooker?"

[LeilaniBebe]

You know you are a Hooker when you're sitting at the airport and play "She's a Hoe?"