Almost Lost A Nipple Today!!

[Guest013121]

Short Story!

I'm in the shower and I'm running a little behind. No biggie, right? Well I am singing to my Pandora and shaving, but trying to hurry as I am bad with being on time as is! So, I am singing away and start shaving my left arm pit, then I move over to the right one and feel my nipple burning! I look down and my left nipple is bleeding to death!! My dumbass is totally frozen. Then I figure out that I sliced my nipple as I moved the razor over to my right arm pit. I thought OMG! My nipple! I cut it off! Upon further investigation I see that I've only sliced it but I sliced it pretty damn good! Lol. I get out of the shower and am still dripping blood from my nipple! So I had a real reason for being late today but my client must've thought I was totally nuts when I explained my reason to him. Then I thought, surely this sorta stuff happens to other people too??... Yes??

Anybody else ever have a bad grooming experience?

[DestinyInKC]

Omg I'm cringing in pain. I hope your nipple feels better soon!

[Helicopter206]

Sounds like you need a shower partner, or someone to help shave you, I'm sure they would be really careful, and they wouldn't miss a hair.
Where can I sign up.

[hotnfriskie]

I know first aid! I would put pressure on it until you felt better....lol

[Guest061019]

Some one is definitely gonna have to kiss that bobo and make it better!

[Guest123018]

Ouch!!!! Just reading the title made my nipples feel some type of way

[DallasRain]

ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hope it feels better soon!

{I sliced my labia once..they are so long that I have to pull out to get close shave down there..lol

[Guest013121]

Ouch! Lol! I have to hold my meat flaps (I stole that from you Ms Dallas) to the side when I shave da coochie too.

My poor nipple is very tender! I put some Neosporin on it and went bra-less today.

[DallasRain]

I would so kiss it for you miss sexy!

[bluegrana]

Sh*t......Sorry that happened to you sweetie

[Urban Dahlia]

Ouch!! Sounds like something I would do lol. That must of hurt! Use pure vitamin E oil on it after a few days of healing. That will help it not leave a scar.

[Emmie]

So I hope this makes everyone laugh. I am sitting taking a bubble bath getting ready to shave and I just happen to read this post. It has officially taken me 45 minutes to shave out of pure horror that I might do the same thing. The price we pay for beauty, or to not look like hairy beasts!! Muah ladies....SHAVE SAFE!!

[tpkasian07]

Oh no!!!Shocked after reading this message!!! I can't imagine it!!!

Get well soon sweetie!!!

[yugdlo]

Damn girl. You shave with a straight razor? Guess you could just stop shaving. Don't you dare mess up those beautiful breast.

[zeejoe]

Just wear pasties from the old gig and call it "PSE".