SL'S handy guide on how to spot a BAT SHIT CRAZY PROVIDER!

[Still Looking]

SL'S Top 10 list on how to spot a BAT SHIT CRAZY PROVIDERS

1) If their pictures in their show case never change even when they are preggo!

2) If they offer specials that cost more then if you just pay normal rate!

3) When you show up they still have a butt plug installed from the last session!

4) Any provider that has hobbyists wait in a Walmart parking lot till they are ready in a cart coral.

5) Before you meet they want real world information for screening and use it in the Ladies Lounge and ask questions!

6) If they ask you if your married in case there is an emergency!

7) Any provider that takes the condom out of the wrapper and warms it for you in her kitty!

8) Any provider that asks you if vaginal discharge is ok!

9) Any provider that has no less than 10 cats near the entry of her incall and can't get rid of them.

10) Any provider that uses the tree air freshener from her car as a panty shield!

[cinnamonshark]

Another excerpt from the book, "Uncle Looking's Guide to Being a ManWhore."

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

SL'S Top 10 list on how to spot a BAT SHIT CRAZY PROVIDERS

1) If their pictures in their show case never change even when they are preggo!

2) If they offer specials that cost more then if you just pay normal rate!

3) When you show up they still have a butt plug installed from the last session!

4) Any provider that has hobbyists wait in a Walmart parking lot till they are ready in a cart coral.

5) Before you meet they want real world information for screening and use it in the Ladies Lounge and ask questions!

6) If they ask you if your married in case there is an emergency!

7) Any provider that takes the condom out of the wrapper and warms it for you in her kitty!

8) Any provider that asks you if vaginal discharge is ok!

9) Any provider that has no less than 10 cats near the entry of her incall and can't get rid of them.

10) Any provider that uses the tree air freshener from her car as a panty shield!

Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

Another excerpt from the book, "Uncle Looking's Guide to Being a ManWhore."

All this and more available when you subscribe to Still bookings Blog and daily alerts....... I don't know what's of more value... the lists he provides, tips on new providers to see before their welcome threads or his unedited "Director's Cut" reviews that can't be posted due to ECCIE's TOS..... Best $4.95 a month I spend.....

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Whispers

All this and more available when you subscribe to Still bookings Blog and daily alerts....... I don't know what's of more value... the lists he provides, tips on new providers to see before their welcome threads or his unedited "Director's Cut" reviews that can't be posted due to ECCIE's TOS..... Best $4.95 a month I spend.....

He is kidding please don't send PM'S

[rockerrick]

Too late, and I'm haggling that rip off 4.95 a month shit

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Too late, and I'm haggling that rip off 4.95 a month shit

There is a $69.95 a year option. I think he let a Hooker influence his pricing structure.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Whispers

There is a $69.95 a year option. I think he let a Hooker influence his pricing structure.

What no life time option?

I've been thinking about publishing my: "Sad stories I've Heard While Hobbying" memoir's.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

What no life time option?

I've been thinking about publishing my: "Sad stories I've Heard While Hobbying" memoir's.

There is Market for them!

And use a new troll for every session and then send it to a subscriber that pays $24.95 a month for the collection!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Whispers

There is Market for them!

And use a new troll for every session and then send it to a subscriber that pays $24.95 a month for the collection!

I'm thinking.....LMFAO