Dude, when ya come on to the site, you're gonna wanna take the long hall on the right. Knock on the 5 door to the left. They are gonna want a secret password and a little DNA to enter. Once you've passed through the door, carefully read the pamphlet marked REVIEW posting, which you'll be handed and which explain every step of the process. If you're handed red Koolaid, drink it, cause it makes everything ya do here fun, safe, and legal, as long as you're a fictional character.
Before ya go any further, place your dirty sneakers in the locker you are assigned. The Duke of Modtown will then issue you a pair of red ruby studded hobby boots, (if he issues points instead, go back to the beginning and start all over.) You are then free to steal a lollipop and head down the Yellow Brick Road.
You'll be duckin' and dodgin' all kinda of Hobby monkeys flyin' around askin' for taint photos. Remain calm and/or giggle and move along quietly, as they are harmless. You may encounter lotsa lovely ladies headed to their local tailor to get their pockets sewed back together ( don't ask....touchy subject). Pretty soon there'll be a building labeled Liar Liar Pants on Fire aka: True Reviews....this is the appropriate place to enter such nonsense as you have provided here
the mob is gettin' rowdy about this kinda thing in the main forum.....ijs