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		|  02-18-2015, 04:12 PM | #1 |  
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				 In a pickle! 
 
			
			Howdy all, I have a dilemma and I am seeking some advice.  A few years ago I had a horrible sinus infection which resulted in the loss of my ability to smell and to make matters worse, my ability to taste.  So,  how do I proceed, I would really like to spend some time with a quality companion but even quality companions I'm sure have hygiene issues that would normally be detected by somebody with an intact olfactory sense.  And while I would remain blissfully unaware of any such problem with a companion, I fear of any consequence with DATY where an acute sense of smell would be very welcomed.
 What to do?  How to proceed?
 
 Sniff test proxy service available?
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		|  02-18-2015, 05:24 PM | #2 |  
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			yea... im sure your choice of handle will get you super far...
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		|  02-18-2015, 05:51 PM | #3 |  
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			Sorry officer.  I assert my right to remain silent.  :O
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		|  02-18-2015, 06:03 PM | #4 |  
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			I bet there's an app for that.
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		|  02-18-2015, 07:27 PM | #5 |  
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					Originally Posted by Devon Derriere  yea... im sure your choice of handle will get you super far... |  
I just thought it was a funny name...."I fucked A Cop today", or  when asked......what is your handle on eccie?......I'm A Cop!
 
C'mon it's funny.
 
Seriously though, what do I do with two senses gone?
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		|  02-18-2015, 07:35 PM | #6 |  
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					Originally Posted by A Cop  I just thought it was a funny name...."I fucked A Cop today", or  when asked......what is your handle on eccie?......I'm A Cop!
 C'mon it's funny.
 
 Seriously though, what do I do with two senses gone?
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Even with a slight head cold my olfactory senses are working fine... and a troll I do smell.
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		|  02-18-2015, 07:44 PM | #7 |  
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			Of the eight billion handle choices that might just be the stupidest one I have ever heard. Funny no stupid yes.
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		|  02-18-2015, 07:46 PM | #8 |  
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			Start using a neti pot twice a day and find a GOOD acupuncture doctor. I think your smell will come back...I had horrible ear infections as a kid and the doctor said my ears would never produce wax again....WRONG
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		|  02-18-2015, 07:52 PM | #9 |  
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			The most stupid handle ever. You are obviously receiving a warm welcome here. Are you stupid enough that you expected something different? If you think you've come to a place with a sense of humor about LE, think the fuck again. According to the law, we are all criminals here.
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		|  02-18-2015, 08:03 PM | #10 |  
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				 there are no dumb questions if you learn something. 
 
			
			If there was ever a Handle not to touch! 
 Do you ever shower? Its hot to watch a sexy babe shower too.
 
 Would you be willing to ask the mods for a handle rehash or you should!
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		|  02-18-2015, 08:12 PM | #11 |  
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					Originally Posted by thebuffmantraples  If there was ever a Handle not to touch! 
 Do you ever shower? Its hot to watch a sexy babe shower too.
 
 Would you be willing to ask the mods for a handle rehash or you should!
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That sir is a perfect response, seriously thank you.
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		|  02-18-2015, 08:13 PM | #12 |  
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					Originally Posted by thebuffmantraples  If there was ever a Handle not to touch! 
 Do you ever shower? Its hot to watch a sexy babe shower too.
 
 Would you be willing to ask the mods for a handle rehash or you should!
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Since you've already been raked over the coals about the handle, I'll refrain. However, Buffman has a potential answer.  Ask the lady to shower with you.  Wash her well.  DATY concerns should be alleviated.
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		|  02-18-2015, 08:24 PM | #13 |  
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			I can't believe that no one has mentioned to just use a clothes pin and breathe with your mouth!
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		|  02-18-2015, 08:31 PM | #14 |  
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					Originally Posted by Alyssa Marie  I can't believe that no one has mentioned to just use a clothes pin and breathe with your mouth! |  
Well, since he has no sense of smell, clothes pin is definitely "optional".. not required     |  
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		|  02-18-2015, 08:36 PM | #15 |  
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					Originally Posted by RedLeg505  Since you've already been raked over the coals about the handle, I'll refrain. However, Buffman has a potential answer.  Ask the lady to shower with you.  Wash her well.  DATY concerns should be alleviated. |  
I did acknowledge him, and it is a perfect remedy to my problem.
 
Thanks.
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