Reviews

[BigDeal]

I don't get it....Why the hell is the following

1) Conversation or convo an activity?
Can someone explain this...was the date so boring that you have to add this to seem like something happened.

2) Why do we get reviews and in the ROS nothing is revealed.....WTF is that?
just an example here not revealing anything "I saw this girl and she was amazing and we sat on the bed and had convo..then she kissed me... But yeah we had a great time and she has great eyes and I for sure recommend!"
Woohoo thanks for the intel buddy!

3) I saw one today a review of a fucking dinner date...are you kidding me?

4) Why in the world do guys say "she is not a clock watcher?"
Think about that statement...that will come across to some of the knuckleheads here on the board as I can take advantage of this girl and overstay my welcome!
Guys its a fuckin business and you need to treat her well by being respectful of her time....but IMO you keep that out of a review...you think you are helping other guys...but you are hurting the provider.

If she wants to give you extra time maybe your dick is so huge as they always are...they don't want you to leave...then good for you!

I dunno anybody got anything else.....Malwoody will be reviewing me soon again I fear it didn't go well and I just had to get some things off my chest!

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by BigDeal

I don't get it....Why the hell is the following

1) Conversation or convo an activity?
Can someone explain this...was the date so boring that you have to add this to seem like something happened.

I'll take a shot at your first query, BD...

First of all, obviously, this all depends on what the hobbyist is looking for. If the hobbyist is, frankly, only looking for a nut depository, he probably doesn't care if the provider can say two coherent words. He is paying them to leave.

If, however, the hobbyist is looking for any kind of human interaction with the opposite sex, a little (even somewhat) intelligent conversation from the provider is refreshing. Tell me a story... make me laugh... make me at least crack a smile... be entertaining!

If a young lady can demonstrate those qualities, I think it's good that the hobbyist includes that in his comments, whether they are reflected in the Activities section as "Convo", or delineated in the ROS.

I've got no problem in seeing that as a listed activity.

I agree with you on Items 2 & 3, though, Big Deal.

Regarding the 4th "clock watcher" statement... it depends on what type of clock the provider is using. If she's using a Rolex... well, those cheap things stop at the most inopportune moments! If, however, she's using a Timex..? Well, they are totally reliable!

[Lone Oak]

According to my Timex, BD just spent 15 minutes of his life writing all that which he'll never get back. Lol

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

1. I remember a certain hobbyist who started the trend of pretty much listing everything but the kitchen sink. Not just convo, but hugs, cuddling, pretty much anything you could think of, he would write it. (wonder if he will raise his hand) It was kind of comical, but I do get what he was trying to convey - that he was getting more from his experience than just a wham, bam, thank you ma'am encounter. All part of a white knight service for a girl who was always involved in drama (not me by the way lol).

2. Can't help on that one. Not all guys have the gift of gab though.

3. Hey, he paid his dime and spent his time as he saw fit. Kind of the essence of the hobby, no?

4. I agree on this one. I think that this one and #1 kind of go hand in hand. The guy is trying to convey the sense that the girl isn't mechanical. She can hold up a conversation, she doesn't run an assembly line business where she is asking "are you going to cum" before you even get undressed, and she's not shoving the guy out the door as soon as Old Faithful goes off. I do wish though, that guys wouldn't mention going over the hour, or that she's not a clock watcher, etc though for the reason you stated. It can create an expectation that every 1 hour appointment will morph 1 hour ++, and can cause hard feelings when it doesn't happen.

[skbinks]

Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

3. Hey, he paid his dime and spent his time as he saw fit. Kind of the essence of the hobby, no?

My understanding is that if you have a fetish that you can't get at home, this is the place to try and get it. Might only be one provider that will do it with you but I have seen some fetishes here that I just can't comprehend either. What if someones fetish is to shave a woman's legs and he can cream his shorts doing it without anybody touching it and she had to be in shorts and shirt, no nudity?

I agree that by the rules someone shouldn't get credit for the ROS if there is no sex in it, but that person can still write it. Anybody who doesn't like it doesn't have to read it. I think in the one that was being talked about didn't have anything in the activities that a normal review would have. So you can skip that review if wanted. If the mods want, they can even move the review to the Other Reviews forum.

Just my .02

[Pilsen]

Well BD... We all had to endure the lunch date review you had with Malwoody.

[HAG7591]

I love convo -especially with a southern US accent - just love it. Sure I love a BBBJ like nothing else on earth - but I do love a bit of convo.

[Guest123017]

different strokes - we've all got our perversions, our lusts, our fetishes, our our our...
it's why we hobby...

nothing in ROS is usually out of fear - nothing incriminating is nothing incriminating - don't know why they all don't know these are just fantasy reviews

[nycalcharlie2003]

[QUOTE=It can create an expectation that every 1 hour appointment will morph 1 hour ++, and can cause hard feelings when it doesn't happen.[/QUOTE]

Damn! YOU can create hard feelings without that happening!!!!

Sorry - it was a quote from Sins (SOTF)

[nycalcharlie2003]

Originally Posted by nycalcharlie2003

Damn! YOU can create hard feelings without that happening!!!!

Sorry - it was a quote from Sins (SOTF)

Just to clarify - before anyone misinterprets - that was meant in a nice (joking ) way - It wasn't meant in a nasty way.

Charlie

[Guest013121]

Honestly I think most unintelligent and ignorant ppl are unable to carry a conversation so, to some, it may be considered an actual activity! Hahaha.

[skbinks]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

Honestly I think most unintelligent and ignorant ppl are unable to carry a conversation so, to some, it may be considered an actual activity! Hahaha.

[Davelamd]

Some people are looking for different things. The reviewers are taking much more time to put it down than the readers are taking to read it. None of this bothers me. It doesn't take up much of my time, and if I don't want to read it, I move on. Much like watching TV, just change the channel.

[love2fishfork]

What bothers me more is when the reviewer is basically reviewing his performance.

1. She gasped when she saw how big I am!
2. Her condom wouldn't fit - fortunately I brought a Magnum!
3. She complemented me on how large my load was!
4. I touched her on the shoulder and she had six orgasms!
5. She had seventeen orgasms! I know they were real because "I can tell"!

Also I've seen just outright lies about a providers services, prices, date of service!!!. I just don't get it.

[Guest090920]

Originally Posted by love2fishfork

5. She had seventeen orgasms! I know they were real because "I can tell"!

In 30 minutes; these guys are just that good!!