Hobbiests having their own incall?

[Chincho]

I'm a fucking man why chase whores why not have them come to me? If I was to start banging hoes why not just rent my own incall apt. Set the rate I will pay my hours and the minimum qualifications to get chinchafied so if a hoe needs cash she can come knocking?

Let's say a Hoe got a house full of kids and her purse and refrigerator are empty she can just stop by and make some grocery money on her way to HEB.

My ad might read like this:

Pimp keeping all your cash, lose your hobby phone your purse and refrigerator empty? Come to chincho I can help!

Hours of operation: about noon until I get tired

Minimum qualifications:
Clean pussy (must have been born a female and still one, no trannies)
35 and under
Preferably Blonde but Brunettes will be considered at a reduced rate
No fat chicks
No ugly chicks
No gfe
No diseases
No women on their periods and furthermore while on your periods your to maintain a distance from me of at least 2 miles! Or you will lose chinchafication privileges which can be regained if you fuck me 3 times for free and change the sheets afterwards once your curse is over.

I don't do business with women who fuck trannies or stick things up guys asses, cause that shit ain't right.

Blondes will be payed a maximum of 150 to fuck
Brunettes will be payed a maximum of 125 to fuck

You may earn an additional 5 dollars changing my bed sheets after the successful completion of a fucking. Unless your trying to regain the privilege of doing business with me then you'll do it for free and pretend you like it.

If you wish A general verbal estimate on funds you will be eligible to receive can be provided before the fucking starts but rate is subject to change based upon your skills or the waiting line at the door.
(Written estimates available for a 20 dollar non refundable fee)

I reserve the right to disrespectfully refuse service to anybody for any reason, cause I'm a man!

[rockerrick]

ThreAD!!!!!

[Chincho]

I might even consider fucking women who don't meet my minimum criteria but they would have to pay me and clean my incall for the privilege.

[Guest112916]

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[Chincho]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

ThreAD!!!!!

Hate the game not the player rick

[flinde]

There was a guy in austin rentrd a storage locker to nang hos. At for inginuity.

[Chincho]

No flinde I am not a cheap bastard

[Chincho]

Originally Posted by Von Spieler

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Speechless huh? Unqualified hoes pounding the rtm button on me wantin y'all to split my shitter with the ban hammer?

[Camille Fox]

hahaha you are an ass

On that note, there are men who actually maintain a hobby apartment. No, they don't run end of the month specials, they just don't like going to incalls and hotels are too public or more costly than keeping their own "incall"

[Chincho]

Exactly but I oughta not be paying the same rate as somebody who requires more services

[Guest070316-1]

Interesting topic and concept. Would still consider it an out call as the girls are not paying you for your time. But next time you start a thread chincho, it's spelled hobbyist. Unless of course you do truly mean this in definition 3 and 4 that most aptly apply...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hobbie

Then that makes more sense now to this and previous threads.

[Milfhunter1]

hahaha you are an ass

On that note, there are men who actually maintain a hobby apartment. No, they don't run end of the month specials, they just don't like going to incalls and hotels are too public or more costly than keeping their own "incall"[/QUOTE

ROFLMAO

[Chincho]

Originally Posted by Dr. Grey

Interesting topic and concept. Would still consider it an out call as the girls are not paying you for your time. But next time you start a thread chincho, it's spelled hobbyist. Unless of course you do truly mean this in definition 3 and 4 that most aptly apply...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hobbie

Then that makes more sense now to this and previous threads.

You have an institutionalized mind dr. Grey. Just because it's always been this way does not mean it has to continue!

I'll be the Martin Luther King of eccie

I HAVE A DREAM....

[Chincho]

If I do this I'm gonna have a scale in front of the door instead of a welcome mat. I'll just paint welcome on the scale.

[Guest070316-1]

Not necessarily. Just realistic. Nothing wrong with fantasy. I typically live outside the box.

And there are male escorts if that's what your dream is. I'm sure they can even give you verified provider status and your own male weekly ad section. Lol