Analingus

[Purrrsia]

Nothing says "I desire you" more than someone burying his nose and tongue in my ass while caressing and biting my cheeks. Who else likes this? It's a great word too....just rolls off the tongue. Wait, does this belong in 'Another Realm"?

[Guest070316-1]

As far as I'm concerned Purrrsia, you can put just about anything anywhere you want. May just need to see that sexy ass of yours soon!

[a10bomb]

Originally Posted by Purrrsia

Nothing says "I desire you" more than someone burying his nose and tongue in my ass while caressing and biting my cheeks. Who else likes this? It's a great word too....just rolls off the tongue. Wait, does this belong in 'Another Realm"?

Analingus...cunnilingus if it involves Purrrsia I am all... in(gus)

[SA Angel]

Originally Posted by Purrrsia

Nothing says "I desire you" more than someone burying his nose and tongue in my ass while caressing and biting my cheeks. Who else likes this? It's a great word too....just rolls off the tongue. Wait, does this belong in 'Another Realm"?

I enjoy all the above except the biting....either it tickles or hurts.

[pickupkid]

I'm in as long as its clean ...

[Bush Pilot]

Originally Posted by pickupkid

I'm in as long as its clean ...

Are you giving, or receiving?

[SpursFan]

LMAO @ Bush Pilot!

ROTFLMAOPNP!

SF

[Samcro84]

Oh Purrrsia the memories. Gonna want to see you soon.

[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by Purrrsia

Nothing says "I desire you" more than someone burying his nose and tongue in my ass while caressing and biting my cheeks.while standing in the check-out line at HEB. Who else likes this? It's a great word too....just rolls off the tongue. Wait, does this belong in 'Another Realm"?

Ummm.. slight correction, my dear Purrsia.

Now, nothing says, "I desire you" more than.....

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[KlassyKelliAnn]

Originally Posted by pickupkid

I'm in as long as its clean ...

And THAT IS THE MOST important thing above all...at least in the getting started part....nothing and I mean nothing more else can be more of a fucking turn off, vomit factor, get your ass outta here and never come back (and whatever else you would like add from personal first hand experience) moment than seeing dingleberries clinging on for dear life or the rank smell upon spreading the cheeks and most infamous of all ....toilet paper still lingering as if being saved ass pack rat.

Fucking disgusting and how dare you even suggest I visit you when you can't even clean yourself any better than a snot nosed kid. People are always in awe when I tell them the stats of the unhygenic. This area is by far one of the notorious for not being totally fresh but rotten breath comes real close too.

The ladies know what I mean. To date I have yet to meet one provider that hasn't shared the same exact sentiments with at least more than one man. Sad. So sad.

Its the very reason I have to put a notice about hygiene in my ads. It really makes a beautiful and fun thing turn sour real quick. It can't be fixed after that because the entire mood is gone.

The fact that the person showed up for such an intimate thing and expected/requested an even more intimate option like this only to KNOW they aren't 100% fresh is enough for me to know they don't have any respect and not a person I want to spend time with. So dare I say....NEXT!

KKA

[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by KlassyKelliAnn

....nothing and I mean nothing more else can be more of a fucking turn off,

Annnnd, thanck you for that wonderful fucking buzz-kill, KKA!

Instead of busting our buzz with that idiots nonsense, please take it up directly with said idiot. There actually *are* a few of us who don't need the "wash your ass", "scrub your dick and balls" lectures. No, seriously. Some of us actually get it, or should I say, "got it" right from the get go.

So while I can understand your disgust, Please address it to those people directly. I mean, shit, you've only got that scribed on each and every freaking webpage and for them to still show up in that 'not-so-fresh-at-freaking-all condition, leads me to believe that perhaps those idiots won't EVER get it, so piling it all on those of us that actually DO, get it, gets to be a little tiresome...

Respectfully submitted,
SofaKingFun-Freshest Sack In The Hobby®

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[Guest081519]

Just in case you were wondering...

[repete offender]

+++1 SKF!

[zip210]

As long as she's clean...it's my ATF thing!!!!

[anita]

I love it, and I return the favor if he lets me