Engineer out of work

[Guest070916]

An Engineer Could Not Find A Job, So He Opened A Clinic And Put A Sign Outside That Said:

Get Treatment For $50, If Not Cured Get Back $100



A Doctor Thinks This Is A Good Opportunity to Show Up The Engineer And Earn A Quick $100. And So He Visits The Clinic.

Doctor: I Have Lost My Sense Of Taste.

Engineer: Nurse , Bring The Medicine From Box No 22 And Place 3 Drops
In The Patient's Mouth.

Patient (Doctor): Spits Out The Medicine And Said: "This Is Not
Medicine, It's Gasoline".

Engineer: Congrats... You Have Your Taste Back ... That Will Be $50.

Doctor Gets Annoyed And Returns After Several Days To Recover His Money.

Doctor: I Have Lost My Memory And Can't Remember A Thing.

Engineer: Nurse, Bring Medicine From Box No 22 And Put 3 Drops In
Patient's Mouth.

Doctor: "This Medicine Is For The Sense Of Taste". Protests The Doctor.

Engineer: Congrats. Your Memory Is Back... That Will Be $50.

Doctor Leaves But After Several Days Angrily Returns For One Last Try.

Doctor: My Eyesight Has Become Weak.

Engineer: Well I Don't Have Any Medicine For That. Take This $100

Doctor: But This Is $50 Note

Engineer: Congratulations, Your Eyesight Has Been Restored... That
Will be $50.

[Plastic Man]

watcha got mary ? ...a new book of ol fizzle flop jokes?

[Bigdaddy14606]

Guy goes to same engineer and says my dick doesn't get hard when I want to have sex with my wife, engineer says to wife " get naked" after touching her he says she doesn't do anything for me either. Get a new one

[Highwayman64]