Fantasy Hobying

[5T3V3]

Fanstacy Football is getting boring ... perhaps someone can come up with a fantasy Hobying game that we all can play ...

[black sunshine]

You're it! What the hell are you waiting on?

[Guest021817-2]

Fucking.... Shit!!!!!!


There is another place fer this shit......

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Oh hell no.

[Trey]

Take one provider of each race, black, white, Hispanic, Asian. They score points based on the amount of reviews they get.

[citizen44]

1000 buy in
Season runs Aug 1st through May 31st
All providers get rated: Spinner, GND, Play Boy Bunny (PBB), BBW
Reviews are now termed Scouting Reports
Draft to be held at the Tasting Room in Uptown Park on July 23rd at 6:00 PM using standard serpentine draft
Initial draft position based upon consensus of who screwed the ugliest provider in the last three months. Ugliest gets first pick and so on
Each week you start 1 Spinner, 1 PBB, 2 GND, 1BBW
Each team can hold 2 X starting line up
Line ups due Sunday night at 11:00 PM
Trades/free agent pickups are 50 each and can take place at any time
Weekly raffle on Sunday at 9:00 PM of any Welcome Wagon newbies that joined during the week. Raffle is 100 to participate
The winner of each weekly match up of clients is determined by his starting line ups total Mon-Sun earnings.
Appointments must take place in Houston greater metro.

[Don T. Lukbak]

"Fantasy Hobbying"?

Redundant phrase, isn't it?

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by citizen44;

.....
Initial draft position based upon consensus of who screwed the ugliest provider in the last three months. Ugliest gets first pick and so on.
.......

The last one I fucked was was so ugly y'all would turn to stone just reading her name.

So just start of the draft giving me AlyssaXOXO.

[citizen44]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

The last one I fucked was was so ugly y'all would turn to stone just reading her name

Photos In Flagrante Delicto required...

It would actually be a pretty interesting game that would require some right angle analysis. Most of us have spent decades trying to maximize profit, while it seems most providers are trying to solve an equation that has fewest number of dicks sucked to get to the lowest standard of living that provider will accept. This alone would give us a pretty surprising leader board.

Just trying to get the #1 draft seed would pose interesting choices. How ugly can you go and still get it up to perform the deed? As the same pool of providers are available to all, would it require a three way of ugliness? (Is there a urban dictionary term for that?)

Lol, I might have to dust off the old Matlab modeling skills and come up with a hypothetical handicapping system to determine weights for attributes like price, looks, TCB, options like greek, work ethic, etc

[boardman]

ThreADs = 1 points
Really bad threADs = 2 points
Outing = 3 points
Gets herself outed =-3 points
Ban = 7 points
NCNS = 2 points
Get's herself foul hooked = -3 points
Manages to foul hook a fucktard(serious advantage to DM and HV) = 3 points
Engages WTF in any way 7 points

Complaint threads:
Posted on her = -1 point
Posted by her = 1 point
review dispute = 2 points
John looked, smelled bad etc. = 2 points


Feel free to add to the scoring system. I'm laughing to hard to keep up.

Oh yeah, The commissioners decisions are final.

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

"Fantasy Hobbying"?

Redundant phrase, isn't it?

[ICU 812]

a women's basketball legue. the uniforms to be as in beach volleyball or from the Victoria's Secret catalog . . . .and in high heels.

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by 5T3V3

Fanstacy Football is getting boring ... perhaps someone can come up with a fantasy Hobying game that we all can play ...

Thats what strip clubs are for

[FoxyNC]