Fuck... My head just exploded.
BAD HOOKER, BAD HOOKER!
My advise: Name change, new account, and stop pissing on your customers... or telling people you have done so before WITHOUT their consent. Some guys like that s̶h̶i̶t̶ piss; So market that... but don't do it without them knowing... Yuck.... just yuck... How would YOU like that?
On Topic: I cum when I get rubbed the right way.
P.S. I dunno if you DO have a pimp or not, but if you do, you need to fire that mofo.
Seriously. Get a better handler if you are truly that codependent.