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Old 01-10-2016, 04:58 PM   #1
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Default It is time to retire.

It is time to retire.
Even though I am going to hit the big 80 on my birthday next month, I am still able to perform physically. I am posting this notice because of those gentlemen who are concerned in advance about their ability to perform at an advanced age. My decision to retire comes from mental reasons.

I am tired.
I am tired of phoning ladies and there is no answer, but I can understand.
I am tired of phoning ladies and there is no answer and the message says voice mail has not been set up yet, but I can understand.
I am tired of not getting an answer on the third phone call after planning my afternoon or evening. I get pissed off big time!
I get tired of ladies who advertise themselves, and, when you meet them, they are 10 years older, 50 pounds heavier, and have a bad attitude.

I am also going to miss social activities with gentlemen involved in the hobby such as Jeffone086, KCQuester, Sens55, and jayhawkrobbie. (I would even include Malwoody as a gentleman.) LOL

I will continue keeping track of my friends on Eccie. I will be satisfied continuing seeing my two favorite ATFs.
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Old 01-10-2016, 05:19 PM   #2
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Wow I had no idea you were 80. That's awesome that you can still lay pipe at that age.
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Old 01-10-2016, 10:16 PM   #3
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Awwww babe....I have never met ya,but I think we need to do a last hurrah ride before ya leave!!!
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Old 01-11-2016, 10:57 AM   #4
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sad that your experience with some providers have made you that tired, smh wish you nothing but fun in future babe.
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Old 01-11-2016, 01:43 PM   #5
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Um.. Sorry hookers made you mental??? ..

But hey! Aside from being mental I bet you're perfect though... Being 80 and all.
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Old 01-11-2016, 02:56 PM   #6
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If I make it to 80, I'm sure I won't even know what my dick's for!
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Old 01-11-2016, 03:17 PM   #7
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I've outlived my dick......Willie Nelson
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Old 01-11-2016, 06:34 PM   #8
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I'll never forget the day you showed up to a M&G with not one, not two, but THREE hot ladies in tow. I thought "That guy knows how to live!" I'm glad I got to know you, Koot.
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Old 01-11-2016, 06:56 PM   #9
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Damn!!! I'm no where near 80 and yet I'm tired of the same shit....
Best of luck to you....
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Old 01-12-2016, 12:15 AM   #10
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It is time to retire.


I will continue keeping track of my friends on Eccie. I will be satisfied continuing seeing my two favorite ATFs.
so you arent retiring, so much as not seeing anyone new.
make sense

who are your 2 ATFS?
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Old 01-12-2016, 12:01 PM   #11
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I am ex sf don't give in don' up it take it till u drop
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Old 01-13-2016, 04:55 AM   #12
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I am ex sf don't give in don' up it take it till u drop
don't post when your drunk.
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Old 01-13-2016, 07:47 AM   #13
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We didn't have the pleasure of meeting you but enjoy!!!
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Old 01-13-2016, 09:50 AM   #14
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Best of luck to you in your retirement and enjoy your ATF's
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Old 01-13-2016, 12:33 PM   #15
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I'm a month early, but Happy Birthday HornyKoot, I hope to still be fucking when I'm 80....

Hey look at Rupert Murdoch, he is 84 and banging 59 yr old Jerry Hall (Mick Jagger's ex).
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