The day the penis ask for a raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reason:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark work place that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperature.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases and emotional situations.
Sincerely, P. Niss
THE RESPONSE:
Dear penis, after assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work eight hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other location.
You do not take initiative and you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You're unable to work a double shift.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed an assigned task.
And if that weren't all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerly, V. Gina
Let's hear some funny stuff!! Nothing like a good laugh.
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These are all so funny! Especially the hitler/shoes one..nazis..LOL
