How much would you require to become a full time personal erotic assistant?

[citizen44]

Let's say your favorite client approached you with the following proposal.

The job:
Erotic personal assistant

Term: One year
8:00-5:00, Monday - Friday
Three weeks paid time off
Paid medical, dental, vision
Salary: ? You tell us

Duties
Morning and afternoon non-MSOG session
Setting up our other hooker appointments
Participating in one GoG doubles appointment per week
Ordering lunch
Grabbing the mail
Picking up dry cleaning once oer week
Picking up groceries once per week
Sitting around nude or in negligée being bored while reading or watching TV most of the time
Picking up after yourself and not being a slob
Remembering this is a job, your an employee, and therefore keeping it professional

What it isn't:
Doing any cleaning other than picking up after yourself
Being a girlfriend/wife

Pros:
Only fucking one old fat guy instead of 200+ different ones
Not dealing with screening clients
Not being scared who will come through the motel door
Not worrying about a LEO busts
Safe clean friendly environment

Cons:
Unsure term past one year. Could be more than one, but who knows
Treating it like a job and showing up on time. If you didn't, you'd get fired

[Brooke Wilde]

100k.

[Don T. Lukbak]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

100k.

All of which, of course, to be reported on IRS Form 1099.

[Sistine Chapel]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

100k.

Since employer mandates wouldn't be in play I'd pay up to $50k + xmas bonus....and you'd have to go for your own Obama care, dental, & vision. I'd offer you free room and board. That's a fair deal.

If you have data modeling and analytics skills for creating dynamic charts then I'd throw in an extra 15k. Getting to 100k should be a long term goal, not right out of the gate. Lol jk

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

All of which, of course, to be reported on IRS Form 1099.

Shit, That's right. I'd need 30k under the table as well to compensate for what the IRS will take.

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Since employer mandates wouldn't be in play I'd pay up to $50k + xmas bonus....and you'd have to go for your own Obama care, dental, & vision. I'd offer you free room and board. That's a fair deal.

Room and board ...

Here?

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Or here?

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[TryWeakly]

5th ward, upscale.

[TryWeakly]

OP does she get to be a provider using your digs, as well?

[TryWeakly]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

Shit, That's right. I'd need 30k under the table as well to compensate for what the IRS will take.

Ur slippin. Don't forget about the repair bills for that Ford.

[Sistine Chapel]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

Room and board ...

Here?

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Or here?

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I was thinking more of a European Hostel.

[Brooke Wilde]

Ohhhhh so you both have jokes today ... well how about we enjoy a little TW, SC, BW 3some right now ... and it's okay with me if you boys touch each other, I won't tell anyone

Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Ur slippin. Don't forget about the repair bills for that Ford.

One more Ford comment and you will find yourself on a 30 day Brooke restriction

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

I was thinking more of a European Hostel.

Mr. Chapel,

Thank you for your consideration, however I am going to have to decline your employment offer.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Wilde

[TryWeakly]

Yep. Duly noted. When do we NOT have jokes. ? His just happens to be in his hand when he goes peepee. Jk

[TryWeakly]

OP, does she get to still be a provider ornare you making that a NoNo during the tenure?

[Sistine Chapel]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

Mr. Chapel,

Thank you for your consideration, however I am going to have to decline your employment offer.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Wilde

Lol..oh please reconsider...how about a company car and per diem. I'm being generous as I just finished watching Sugar Babies on the Lifetime Movie Network. Lol

[MJHolland]

500/day *5days=(2500)*4weeks=(10000)*1 1 months = >((110k))<
cash
either daily or weekly
tax free

Want my number? Lol

*Nice idea though*