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Old 05-01-2017, 11:16 PM   #1
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Default You are a hobbyist if:

Hello ladies and gents,
I am starting a new thread that mixes two of my favorite things...humor and hobbying.

I am asking for your help to complete the following sentence for me

"You are a hobbyist if: "

Use your imagination, wit, and experiences to complete it.

Here is what I have got so far:
You are a hobbyist if: you start thinking in acronyms when someone asks you what's your hobby.
You are an hobbyist if: you answer "doing" when someone asks you what do you like to do in your free time
You are a hobbyist if: you know that what comes after 69 is NOT 70 (it's you!)
You are a hobbyist if: you are surprised to see actual foods listed on a menu
You are a hobbyist if: you generally dine at your lunch breaks

Thanks in advance
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Old 05-02-2017, 01:28 AM   #2
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You are a hobbyist if: u see a sign for ATM and automatically think ass to mouth!!

Idk y but I always think that!! lmao
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Old 05-02-2017, 01:32 AM   #3
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You know your a provider if: your getting checked out/looked at and your first thought is maybe they saw me on the Internet!!

Ik u said hobbyist but that's a big one for me, and Im no good at following rules!! Lol
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Old 05-02-2017, 04:39 AM   #4
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You go out of town and check backpage to see what is good in the area.

You go out of town and stay at a hotel and wonder if there is a hooker staying at the same place.

You see a hot girl at a hotel and wonder if she is a hooker.

Your drop phone has hookers listed by state and town.
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Old 05-02-2017, 04:54 AM   #5
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If you pay to have sex.
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Old 05-02-2017, 06:54 AM   #6
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If you wish every hot woman you come across is an escort.
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Old 05-02-2017, 08:24 AM   #7
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Thanks for wonderful comments!
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Old 05-02-2017, 08:29 AM   #8
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You know your a provider if: your getting checked out/looked at and your first thought is maybe they saw me on the Internet!!

Ik u said hobbyist but that's a big one for me, and Im no good at following rules!! Lol
Hey...that's a cool one!
Wasn't thinking about it from the opposite perspective

It's a keeper!

I am well past following rules as well...
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You giggle when the Sabre's are playing the Columbus Blue Jackets....
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You look at the license plate ahead of you and figure out if that is an acronym for something
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Old 05-02-2017, 09:18 AM   #11
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You schedule vacation and business conferences based on where the best providers are located.

On the family vacation, you volunteer to go get the pizza yourself so you can do a QS w a lady reviewed on the local eccie site. Look, I only did that once.
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Old 05-02-2017, 10:38 AM   #12
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You schedule vacation and business conferences based on where the best providers are located.

On the family vacation, you volunteer to go get the pizza yourself so you can do a QS w a lady reviewed on the local eccie site. Look, I only did that once.
lol....the conference part is so damn true!!
I have done it so many times

It occasionally gets the providers confused...
"why is this guy asking for an appointments like 2 months in advance??"
well I am booking all my tickets right now might as well complete all three (flights+hotel+hobby) at the same time
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You know your a provider if: your getting checked out/looked at and your first thought is maybe they saw me on the Internet!!

Ik u said hobbyist but that's a big one for me, and Im no good at following rules!! Lol
Omg yassss
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You know your a provider if: your getting checked out/looked at and your first thought is maybe they saw me on the Internet!!

Ik u said hobbyist but that's a big one for me, and Im no good at following rules!! Lol
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Omg yassss
Me three! Especially when I'm anywhere in a hotel and they make steady eye contact with me. I always wonder that. It's kind of hot though, the whole hunter and prey thing.

You know you're a provider when you go on vacation and instinctively brought your own towel, wash cloth, and lysol while packing.
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Old 05-02-2017, 05:16 PM   #15
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You know your a provider if: your getting checked out/looked at and your first thought is maybe they saw me on the Internet!!

Ik u said hobbyist but that's a big one for me, and Im no good at following rules!! Lol
Here is the hobbyist version of the comment:

You are a hobbyist if: your pickup line is "you look familiar, did I review you on ECCIE?"
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