Main Menu |
Most Favorited Images |
Recently Uploaded Images |
Most Liked Images |
Top Reviewers |
cockalatte |
650 |
MoneyManMatt |
490 |
Jon Bon |
408 |
Still Looking |
399 |
samcruz |
399 |
Harley Diablo |
377 |
honest_abe |
362 |
DFW_Ladies_Man |
313 |
George Spelvin |
313 |
Starscream66 |
301 |
Chung Tran |
288 |
lupegarland |
287 |
nicemusic |
285 |
You&Me |
281 |
sharkman29 |
263 |
|
Top Posters |
DallasRain | 71339 | biomed1 | 67774 | Yssup Rider | 62903 | gman44 | 55035 | LexusLover | 51038 | offshoredrilling | 49505 | WTF | 48272 | pyramider | 46429 | bambino | 45243 | The_Waco_Kid | 39966 | CryptKicker | 37395 | Mokoa | 36499 | Chung Tran | 36100 | Still Looking | 35944 | Dr-epg | 34335 |
|
|
03-08-2018, 06:16 AM
|
#1
|
BANNED
Join Date: Mar 7, 2018
Location: KC
Posts: 57
|
Hooker & Hoobyist Confession ThreAD
Sin no more! Repent! Hello.. I'm Father O Really. I will be happy to take your confessions.
SL has already been in to visit. Don't let what happened to him happen to you. A Life Time Ban. He is now looking at a second Life Time Ban. Why? For ThreAD hi-jacking and having a bandle. How many Life Time Bans can one get?
SL shared that he was inspired by Humpty and Rockerrick. put your hands on your computer monitor and feel the warmth of my sincerity.
NOTE: TreeTop your mother and father want you to repent right away. And mom says leave her wedding dress alone!
|
|
Quote
 | 3 users liked this post
|
03-08-2018, 06:17 AM
|
#2
|
BANNED
Join Date: Mar 7, 2018
Location: KC
Posts: 57
|
|
|
Quote
 | 2 users liked this post
|
03-08-2018, 06:19 AM
|
#3
|
BANNED
Join Date: Mar 7, 2018
Location: KC
Posts: 57
|
|
|
Quote
 | 2 users liked this post
|
03-08-2018, 06:53 AM
|
#4
|
Account Disabled
|
***Kneeling***Bless me Father for I have sinned. Please don't let them ban me. I know I have a sassy mouth but ....you know, stupid people and crazies. I'll try to do better Father, I really will
|
|
Quote
 | 2 users liked this post
|
03-08-2018, 07:10 AM
|
#5
|
BANNED
Join Date: Mar 7, 2018
Location: KC
Posts: 57
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Austin Ellen
***Kneeling***Bless me Father for I have sinned. Please don't let them ban me. I know I have a sassy mouth but ....you know, stupid people and crazies. I'll try to do better Father, I really will 
|
You are forgiven my child. Go.. sin no more!
|
|
Quote
 | 3 users liked this post
|
03-08-2018, 10:10 AM
|
#6
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Jul 24, 2012
Location: Austin
Posts: 3,497
|
I still hate mom and dad for sending me to the hotel every time I got mad. The only thing I need their forgiveness for is taking so long to bury them and in a shallow grave next to the shed.
I would like to ask forgiveness from my dog for (forbidden topic). At least he got buried with my parents.
My cat also (forbidden topic).
I would like to ask forgiveness from all of the (forbidden topic). I shouldn't bunch all of you (forbidden topic) in one group.
I would like to ask forgiveness from Pitt Bull dogs for saying they were dangerous and unpredictable just like (forbidden topic).
I would like to ask forgiveness from my sister's horse (forbidden topic), (forbidden topic), (forbidden topic).
I would like to ask forgiveness from the street hooker because (big time forbidden topic) and (forbidden topic).
I would like to ask for forgiveness from Whispers. He really does talk to me in my sleep and I did catch him in my Top Golf sized dream catcher but I didnt listen to him at first.
I gotta bunch more but I need to go to my basement and (forbidden topic big time)
|
|
Quote
 | 3 users liked this post
|
03-08-2018, 10:23 AM
|
#7
|
Lifetime Premium Access
Join Date: May 20, 2011
Location: south austin, mopac and barton skyway
Posts: 917
|
forgive me father, for I have fucked and eating the forbidden fruit of many Prostitutes in the last 10 yrs. I've paid them whatever the fuck they ask and then (tips) some. This makes me a WK'ing low life piece of shit, and I compliment them often, even the BBW's and Mature chicks. I am ashamed and beg forgiveness. If you can talk jesus into coming over to my place, i'll do a tag team outcall with him and we'll get nasty with a BBW to make up for all my transgressions  and drink lots of wine, maybe go fishin
|
|
Quote
 | 3 users liked this post
|
03-08-2018, 04:36 PM
|
#8
|
Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 424881
Join Date: Oct 18, 2017
Location: North Fort worth
Posts: 1,839
My ECCIE Reviews
|
Sydmo - omg u made me spill my drink lmao
|
|
Quote
 | 2 users liked this post
|
03-09-2018, 05:38 AM
|
#9
|
Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 418168
Join Date: Sep 2, 2017
Location: North Austin/Round Rock
Posts: 462
My ECCIE Reviews
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Treetop78759
I still hate mom and dad for sending me to the hotel every time I got mad. The only thing I need their forgiveness for is taking so long to bury them and in a shallow grave next to the shed.
I would like to ask forgiveness from my dog for (forbidden topic). At least he got buried with my parents.
My cat also (forbidden topic).
I would like to ask forgiveness from all of the (forbidden topic). I shouldn't bunch all of you (forbidden topic) in one group.
I would like to ask forgiveness from Pitt Bull dogs for saying they were dangerous and unpredictable just like (forbidden topic).
I would like to ask forgiveness from my sister's horse (forbidden topic), (forbidden topic), (forbidden topic).
I would like to ask forgiveness from the street hooker because (big time forbidden topic) and (forbidden topic).
I would like to ask for forgiveness from Whispers. He really does talk to me in my sleep and I did catch him in my Top Golf sized dream catcher but I didnt listen to him at first.
I gotta bunch more but I need to go to my basement and (forbidden topic big time)
|
Treetop i hope you have an amazing day!
Quote:
Originally Posted by sydmo
forgive me father, for I have fucked and eating the forbidden fruit of many Prostitutes in the last 10 yrs. I've paid them whatever the fuck they ask and then (tips) some. This makes me a WK'ing low life piece of shit, and I compliment them often, even the BBW's and Mature chicks. I am ashamed and beg forgiveness. If you can talk jesus into coming over to my place, i'll do a tag team outcall with him and we'll get nasty with a BBW to make up for all my transgressions  and drink lots of wine, maybe go fishin
|
I was all for this comment until that part, like having relations with a bbw is some kind of sacrifice or charitable act.
|
|
Quote
 | 1 user liked this post
|
03-09-2018, 06:39 AM
|
#10
|
Lifetime Premium Access
Join Date: May 20, 2011
Location: south austin, mopac and barton skyway
Posts: 917
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by CubanAva
Treetop i hope you have an amazing day!
I was all for this comment until that part, like having relations with a bbw is some kind of sacrifice or charitable act. 
|
Wasn't meant that way Lady, my thoughts were more in the line of a prize or trophy in celebration of getting to kick it with jesus for a bit. Trust me, I see my share of the Big Beautiful Woman and I love-em all
|
|
Quote
 | 1 user liked this post
|
03-09-2018, 07:47 AM
|
#11
|
Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 418168
Join Date: Sep 2, 2017
Location: North Austin/Round Rock
Posts: 462
My ECCIE Reviews
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sydmo
Wasn't meant that way Lady, my thoughts were more in the line of a prize or trophy in celebration of getting to kick it with jesus for a bit. Trust me, I see my share of the Big Beautiful Woman and I love-em all 
|
I misread it. My apologies! Low on brain fuel this morning. It was an early one.
|
|
Quote
 | 2 users liked this post
|
03-09-2018, 09:20 PM
|
#12
|
Account Disabled
User ID: 335319
Join Date: Feb 6, 2016
Location: USA
Posts: 3,097
My ECCIE Reviews
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sydmo
forgive me father, for I have fucked and eating the forbidden fruit of many Prostitutes in the last 10 yrs. I've paid them whatever the fuck they ask and then (tips) some. This makes me a WK'ing low life piece of shit, and I compliment them often, even the BBW's and Mature chicks. I am ashamed and beg forgiveness. If you can talk jesus into coming over to my place, i'll do a tag team outcall with him and we'll get nasty with a BBW to make up for all my transgressions  and drink lots of wine, maybe go fishin
|
 I almost spit my drink out on the bar and fell off the bar stool. 
Lol...
|
|
Quote
 | 2 users liked this post
|
03-09-2018, 09:26 PM
|
#13
|
Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 4161
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Nw Austin
Posts: 9,339
My ECCIE Reviews
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by CubanAva
I misread it. My apologies! Low on brain fuel this morning. It was an early one.

|
Yes beautiful he isn't scared of some BBW
|
|
Quote
 | 2 users liked this post
|
03-10-2018, 12:18 AM
|
#14
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Jul 18, 2010
Location: Southwest Austin
Posts: 5,882
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sydmo
forgive me father, for I have fucked and eating the forbidden fruit of many Prostitutes in the last 10 yrs. I've paid them whatever the fuck they ask and then (tips) some. This makes me a WK'ing low life piece of shit, and I compliment them often, even the BBW's and Mature chicks. I am ashamed and beg forgiveness. If you can talk jesus into coming over to my place, i'll do a tag team outcall with him and we'll get nasty with a BBW to make up for all my transgressions  and drink lots of wine, maybe go fishin
|
Even I must admit. Somewhat funny and humorous post Claire. Far better than your usual "+1" post....
|
|
Quote
 | 1 user liked this post
|
03-10-2018, 01:17 AM
|
#15
|
Account Disabled
Join Date: Mar 17, 2017
Location: somewhere
Posts: 3,002
|
|
|
Quote
 | 1 user liked this post
|
|
AMPReviews.net |
Find Ladies |
Hot Women |
|