Entire department off work
With  every New Orleans police officer – from Police Chief Ronal Serpas to  the latest rookie – suspended from the force for improperly working  private police details and other infractions, no one from the police  department was available to announce the official suspension of the  final New Orleans Police officer yesterday. 
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(FYI for those not in the know this paper is a tongue in Cheek Satire )