Warm Hugs for Lil’ Pimpy

[tuckahoe]

The tall husky pimp is sensitive and tender, oh so loving as he compassionately beats his slaves. (It is for their own good and we must not condemn his actions.) We must all be careful not to offend the delicate wisp of emotion of a male who is so hypersensitive to the slightest allusion of criticism. We should be thankful he is willing to provide judicious guardianship and solicitude to helpless females who are unable to guide their own destinies.

Others have been called arses, sick bastards, creeps, cunt bitches, mentally ill, and all manner of disrespectful and derogatory names and descriptions, and it has never been considered a problem by moderators. In fact, some years ago, when someone complained, we were told eccie is an adult site and we should expect to put up with things like that.

But, suddenly, we have to be sooooo very sensitive not to affront or wound the maternal nurturing instincts of tender Lil’ Pimpy. Yes, we must all be politically correct.
After all, he can’t help being the way he is. It’s genetic* and we must understand and support him. Make sure he gets plenty of warm fuzzies to build his self-esteem.

You ladies who are not part of his organization should be ashamed of yourselves. It is disrespectful and rude of you not to comply with the objectives of this fine, upstanding dreamer. It is up to you to help Lil’ Pimpy tap into his inner being and feel honorable and exemplary about himself. Make sure he has exclusive access to your eccie account. He can speak better for you than you can for yourself, and a bunch of hobbyists will actually believe you are writing your own posts. (Hey, it has your name and avatar, so it must be you!) Aren’t a few bruises and being convinced you are worthless bitches a small price to pay for the upbuilding of Lil’ Pimpy’s self-esteem?

And hobbyists, how dare you be so disrespectful as to date anyone who doesn’t give all their income to Lil’ Pimpy so he can minister to, and be responsible for, their well-being. You must not date independent ladies any longer. Let them struggle without income until they come to the realization that they will never make it without the benevolent and altruistic aid of Lil’ Pimpy. You should also schedule a date with Lil’ Pimpy, to prove you are not discriminatory or prejudiced.


*Journal of the American Medical Association, April 2017, Behavioral Analysis of Sexual Predators, Dr. Elizabeth Pelosi and Dr. Nancy Warren, p 22-25.

Disclaimer: This fictional story was written as an allegory about “Guvment”, just in case those of you in Ria Lindo ain’t figgered dat out.

[Burningfiat]

Man someone must have some free time over the long weekend waiting to deliver that load.

[Issabella Monroe]

Nice.. very nice way to bust balls!!!
Lol pimpy makes me think of a pathetic piece of poop.

[arealone]

Well done!! And unfortunately, so very true as to what is going on here. We must all give Lil Pimpy a trophy for participating.

[g0lfnutt]

Hoes up! Pimps down!

[Rockydoc]

Not sure who you are all referring to? Does he post here? Maybe he is simply under the radar?

[Zebco]

hugz 2 u + all my Zebco fans! Where you at?

[austin88998833]

Originally Posted by Burningfiat

Man someone must have some free time over the long weekend waiting to deliver that load.

https://youtu.be/DMpW2dBeeUg

[Rockydoc]

Tuck, you can give him a hug if you want. Have to pony up on the auction. Looks like a penny may be the winning bid.

[tuckahoe]

I didn't see anybody bid that high (a penny) on the auction.
Zeb will have to be lonesome, my hugs are going to a baby doll of the opposite sex.

[Issabella Monroe]

More like simpy simpy simpy

[boblawblog]

it's amazing you guys don't get it yet....