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08-02-2019, 02:19 PM
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Join Date: Jun 30, 2013
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Sex Jokes
I think this board is in severe need of some humor. I know I am. There are so many great jokes about sex. Let’s tell a few here and have a few laughs. I’ll start...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good.
What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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08-02-2019, 03:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 3, 2019
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g0lfnutt, you must not be too much of a nutt not to come up with this next one first!!
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
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08-02-2019, 06:15 PM
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Good one Ex! Not true on my account however.
This one is appropriate for the Arkansas forum.
President Clinton was definitely lying. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
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08-02-2019, 07:31 PM
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How do you make your wife/girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
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08-02-2019, 08:21 PM
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How is a penis like a fish, a female coworker asked me.
I had no idea. She replied, well, the large ones you mount. The medium ones you eat. The small ones you throw back.
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08-02-2019, 08:23 PM
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Join Date: Sep 16, 2012
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A husband asked his wife....I bet you can’t say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
She thought for a minute and replied.....Your penis is bigger than all your friends.
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08-02-2019, 09:01 PM
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What do you say after sex when you don’t have enough money to play?...THANK YOU HAND!
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08-03-2019, 09:27 AM
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What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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08-03-2019, 09:23 PM
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My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache.
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08-03-2019, 09:58 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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Lol. Luv em!!
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08-06-2019, 11:27 AM
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Curvy Blonde Bombshell
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Yes more jokes less complaining!
Love this thread
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08-06-2019, 11:29 AM
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Curvy Blonde Bombshell
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Why does Santa claus have such a big sack ?
Because he only cums once a year!
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08-06-2019, 11:42 AM
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Women need a reason to have sex....Men just need a place!
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08-06-2019, 11:45 AM
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My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn, she asked me to fix her sink 2 hours ago and I'm still fixing her sink.
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08-06-2019, 11:45 AM
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What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!
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