AmpRat,
I'm a sick and perverted retired sailor with a
long and freaky bucket list.
-My biggest age gap so far is 24 years (she was older than me).
-I've had a few 3 sums (it's best when it's a duo with providers).
-Toothless BJ. Highly Recommended!
-Filipino Basket fuck.
-Been whipped, beaten and humiliated by a dominatrix in SF.
Expensive but worth every penny.
Didn't get to fuck her tho.
-Went to a Drag Show in SF.
Very Entertaining to say the least.
-Been to a swingers club.
The one I went to was SURPRISE, mostly old fat
and ugly people.
I got a BJ but it wasnt a very satisfying experience.
-Hat Trick. Sex with 3 different girls in < 24 hrs.
-Stranger sex. Met a girl from Adult Friend Finder and
had sex within 30 min of first meeting IRL.
-Gotten a provider to give me a freebie because she liked me.
I was actually an hour of extra time at no charge.
-Scuba Sex. 30' under the main falls at Turner Falls OK.
-Sex while driving. Very dumb thing to do looking back at it.
-Sister Combo- Banged 3 of 3 sisters.
They are unaware of it to this day.
I know because I'm friends with 2 of them on FB.
-Bang a HS Crush (that was out of my league) ala Facebook.
Another disappointing experience.
All she did was bitch about her life/kids/husband
the entire time and time/motherhood wasnt kind to her.
-Make a girl come so much I had to buy her a clicker
to keep track of the O's.
She won. 47 to 2. Albeit, she was easy to make cum.
-Talked a gold-star lesbian into sex (after going down on her)
Her lover told her I was better than a lesbian.
She wasnt that attractive but hey... Gold Star.
She wasnt tight either. Think giant thigh-strapped dildos.
-Been with a legit porn star.
Riley Mason was a PAWG brunette in her late 20's.
I spent $1500 and drove from Chicago to Orlando
to have an awful experience. She was strung out on drugs,
was a chain smoker, was a good 20 lbs heavier, was rushed
and she had a poor attitude.
To add insult to injury, it took me forever to squirrel
away that much money because I was active duty military
and in the middle of a messy divorce.
There's more but that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
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My Fuck-it "To-Do" List:
-Sexual Tourism trip to Colombia, Brazil, Thailand, Philippines
or the Chezch Republic.
Open to suggestion or if anyone has been to a reliable resort.
-Para or quadrapalegic
-DAK Amputee- (I found a RAK amputee provider in Austin
but she has mixed reviews).
-Find a girl that can DT me to the root.
Ive tried to meet SassyCali but shes flaked on me twice.
And shes not my type either.
Also open to suggestion if anyone knows a
REAL DT Queen in San Antonio
-Midget
-Mother/Daughter Combo (not at the same time)
-Make a provider fall in love with me
-Sex with a deaf girl (just to hear the seal sounds)
-Sex in a sensory deprivation chamber
-Double BJ- shoulda done this during the 3sum.
-Sex with a celebrity.
-Sex with a girl from every major ethnic background and religion.
Pretty far into this one.
Getting close to closing on a Syrian Muslim at work.
-Find a Sugar Momma and be a "Kept Man"
If anyone had any more ideas or has an awesome thing they've done, please share. I'd love to hear about it.
Good Hunting !
China Spa in New Braunfels
