All-Inclusive Sex Cruse

[ICU 812]

No. This is not real yet. I just wish it were and that I could afford it.

So there are these so called all inclusive sex resorts, Blue Oxygen and others in the Dominican Republic. I am thinking of something like that on one of thesmaller cruse ships. Yopu would have to pay for the cruse and there might be a separat fee for the all inclusive companion experience. And I mean the whole ship here.

So the options are endless. Not all could work together, but lets look at some.

Like the resorts, you could have the same intimate companion for the entire cruse.

You could have a different companion every day.

Entertainment could be much like on a real-world cruse except for . . .

Bingo: Bingo cards cost $100 and the winner gets thge girl drawing the numbers. maybe the cards cost $10 and the winner gets a BJ right now.

The theater show is a sex show that changes every night. One night its a live sex show with stunt-cock talant. Another night its a BD show with a drawing to see who gets to @$$ fuck the girl in the stocks (or something). Another night it could be an all Girl-On-Girl show

And so on.

The spa massage would be an RMT-level massage with but with true AMP full service.

OK, I am a little out of breath now and need a cigarette.

But what do you think?

[Fizley]

I have been to both Blackbeards and Dr. Nights. I spent three nights at one and two at the other.

While the cruising idea sounds good in nature, knowing what I know about cruise ships, not sure I would be interested.

The two nights at Dr. NIGHTS was about the right amount of time. I purchased the exchangeable companion + 3hours with another one. Had a great time for essentially three days.

After having four companions in my room I was done and didn't want to cop a feel with the ladies as I left.

Three nights was way too much for me.

[BLM69]

Sounds like a good time to me

[George Spelvin]

The are a couple of websites for swingers. They have cruises. Not all the activities you mentioned but still plenty of shenanigans.

[ICU 812]

Three days/nights are enough? Well OK then the cruse can be that long. Its not like a destination is the point, right?

I am imagining a cross-fertilized fusion between the all inclusive sex resort, the Macau Sauna/Casinos, and the German FKK clubs, with something from the swinger scene (here in Houston the place to go is The Pendulum Club). Imagine the most explicit group scene from the movie "Caligula".

And of course, there is the Cruse Ship experience itself, with stage shows, health spa, hot tub, plenty of good food and so on.

My vision is for most of the cruse ship style entertainment to be oriented toward the sex tour theme and be on the order of Jimmy kummel's old "Man Show" but without the restrictions imposed by network television (or any restrictions at all).

For instance, on the dy before the stage show features bondage, there could be a demonstration of how to use rops and straps effectively and safely . . .with audience participation.

Another stage show might end with a "Slave Auction"

As I wrote earlier, afternoon Bingo prizes would involve specific sex acts by the staff providers and depend on the price of the card.

The possibilities are endless.

But sadly, Fizley is right. ?Three days and nights of Bacchanal is probably about as much as most guys can manage . . .or afford.

[woodturner123456]

If you can book the ship full there are several cruise lines that would go for it. Just like the swingers "takeover" cruises and hotel events.

[gnadfly]

Just curious what you were expecting to pay for this cruise?

[SomeRandomGuy88]

Sex cruises happen all the time…on private yachts.

[Gotyour6]

No thanks on a cruise ship

Rent a nice yacht with a capt and first mate and that would work.

Put me down for $3000.00 two nights Oct 27-29th
Thats just for the boat
Girls can be picked up in Miami Haulover Inlet
I have to be in Orlando on the morning of the 29th though Could go late morning if need be

[Gadabout]

There would be people who would definitely be into it.

I was unaware of the resorts in the Dominican Republic. Honestly those sound more interesting to me. I’ve Googled a few of the ones mentioned above. They look a bit expensive. But then they might cut out a lot of the hassle and end up being cheaper in the long run. Any country I go to though, ideally I would actually want to see some of the country.

But a sex cruise for a day or two would be fun. I just feel like it might be expensive.

[ICU 812]

Cost? I am sure it would be sky-high. Sheiks, NBA/NFL and dot.com nerd-execs level high.

But the land based sex resorts seem to get $1000 - $2000 per night stay and book multiple night stays.

Swinger events? Not for me. There is a swinger culture that I am not quite into, though if you are it seems like a good time.

Anyway, its fun to think about over my first cup of coffee in the early hours of he day.

[Inigo5]

Fizley,

Thank you for the information. I have been pondering the Dr. Nights routine for a while, your feedback is appreciated.

[BLM69]

Originally Posted by Gotyour6

No thanks on a cruise ship

Rent a nice yacht with a capt and first mate and that would work.

Put me down for $3000.00 two nights Oct 27-29th
Thats just for the boat
Girls can be picked up in Miami Haulover Inlet
I have to be in Orlando on the morning of the 29th though Could go late morning if need be

I don't think 3k will even cover fuel for the vessel, take that money and stay on land and have a great time

[ICU 812]

Wow. I googled DR Nights. If I ever win the lottery that might be a place to go and die happy.

[ClausRowan]

Swingers cruises are already a thing.Just have to be tapped into that world...Plus back in the late 90’s early 2000’s they had the “Boob Cruise” down here in Florida.