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Originally Posted by HOUSTONS 2.0
1)…how do the ladies let men know they exist in the first place?
2)how do you search providers?
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1. The ladies let us know they exist by the following existential premise: They think therefore they are.
2. I utilize the following steps to search providers: a) take off all your clothes, b) stand up and spread’em, 3) I carefully lick, caress, kiss and make them feel desired, 4) then I carefully insert my big beautiful X-ray wand deep into every opening as I probe and search the provider. Such search usually results in wetness and mutual panting and words of affirmation for each other. And if it was a successful search, the provider asks me to do it again and again.