Encounter: HANA FOOT Lameness TOFTT

[blablateacher111]

Date: late february 2025
Name: Not sure
Address and Phone: -
Address: Forest Ln and Shiloh
Phone: +14696774153
City: dallas
State: Texas
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
Activities: FBM, more like unfocussed random pinching
Hair Length and Color: Long
Age: 40s
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Chinese
Physical Description: Sweatpants and T-shirt. She has large fun bags. Cue stupidity.
Recommendation: No

[sweet_k47]

Thanks for the review, that place was so hyped up when it first opened, glad I never went, most of the reviews are similar to yours

[Mental AtrraXXXion]

Originally Posted by sweet_k47

Thanks for the review, that place was so hyped up when it first opened, glad I never went, most of the reviews are similar to yours

Captain Kirk was the main Hype Man aka The Biggest Cheerleader. There obviously was an incentive for him to do so. I wasn't impressed with Jo Jo and haven't been back since.

[CapKirk]

Originally Posted by Mental AtrraXXXion

Captain Kirk was the main Hype Man aka The Biggest Cheerleader. There obviously was an incentive for him to do so. I wasn't impressed with Jo Jo and haven't been back since.

Cheerleader part is true. But you guys do realize parlors change hands and the service changes too.

I can vouch for Jojo's services. I know her from her Addison and Holiday Inn days. But Jojo moved on from Hana a long time ago and the other Dee Thai girls went off to Houston and other places. Clearly a new crop of girls are at Hana now and their service is not up to the mark.

The incentive part is not true. Never in all my years of mongering have I ever taken free favors or discounts from the girls. I consider that below my dignity - these girls are trying to make a living. Also you will never get good service with such an arrangement.

[Ochiyo]

Looks like he forgot what 'ymmv' means.

[BlubberLang]

Originally Posted by CapKirk

Cheerleader part is true. But you guys do realize parlors change hands and the service changes too.

I can vouch for Jojo's services. I know her from her Addison and Holiday Inn days. But Jojo moved on from Hana a long time ago and the other Dee Thai girls went off to Houston and other places. Clearly a new crop of girls are at Hana now and their service is not up to the mark.

The incentive part is not true. Never in all my years of mongering have I ever taken free favors or discounts from the girls. I consider that below my dignity - these girls are trying to make a living. Also you will never get good service with such an arrangement.

Did Jojo head back to Thailand? I saw the place was up for sale rather urgently.

[veloztec]

Originally Posted by CapKirk

Cheerleader part is true. But you guys do realize parlors change hands and the service changes too.

I can vouch for Jojo's services. I know her from her Addison and Holiday Inn days. But Jojo moved on from Hana a long time ago and the other Dee Thai girls went off to Houston and other places. Clearly a new crop of girls are at Hana now and their service is not up to the mark.

The incentive part is not true. Never in all my years of mongering have I ever taken free favors or discounts from the girls. I consider that below my dignity - these girls are trying to make a living. Also you will never get good service with such an arrangement.

The Captain speaks the truth.

Otherwise, I (General Veloz) would have demoted him back to Corporal rank, a long while ago.

[CapKirk]

Originally Posted by veloztec

The Captain speaks the truth.

Otherwise, I (General Veloz) would have demoted him back to Corporal rank, a long while ago.

Thank you Veloz. With support from people like you, I boldly go to parlors where no man has gone before

[SpursFan]

I have followed CapKirk over the last few years and find his observations in 57 reviews and counting to be on point.

As noted, spa's change ownership, girls rotate in and out, YMMV and it's only through reviews do we get the 411 to make educated decisions.

Good ones get repeat business and bad ones move on.

Continue your mission Cap'n to boldly go where no man has been before on your continuing mission to explore the hobby universe and report your exploits for us to follow and make up our on minds...

SF

[veloztec]

Originally Posted by CapKirk

Thank you Veloz. With support from people like you, I boldly go to parlors where no man has gone before

Massagiee, the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Eccie Enterprise…
Many years mission…
to explore strange new AMP’s, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gotten L2 before."

Carry on Captain Kirk.
Don’t mess up, else we will have to move you to Star Wars division - or Nanoo Nanoo with Mork and Mindy.

[CapKirk]

Originally Posted by veloztec

Massagiee, the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Eccie Enterprise…
Many years mission…
to explore strange new AMP’s, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gotten L2 before."

Carry on Captain Kirk.
Don’t mess up, else we will have to move you to Star Wars division - or Nanoo Nanoo with Mork and Mindy.

Nice one Veloz I am firmly in the Star Trek camp. Never felt the same connection with Star Wars. Loved Mork & Mindy too.

Also liked to watch I dream of Jeannie reruns. Though for the life of me, I could not understand what was wrong with Captain Tony. Jeannie was hot to start with, but imagine the possibilities with her powers!

[Massagejunkyie69]

Originally Posted by CapKirk

Nice one Veloz I am firmly in the Star Trek camp. Never felt the same connection with Star Wars. Loved Mork & Mindy too.

Also liked to watch I dream of Jeannie reruns. Though for the life of me, I could not understand what was wrong with Captain Tony. Jeannie was hot to start with, but imagine the possibilities with her powers!

Absolutely! I saw that show in reruns before I hit puberty and I could never figure out what was wrong with captain (then Major) Nelson.