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10-22-2011, 08:51 PM
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My fav (and obviously the author doesn't have a membership here)
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Strip clubs are dumb because they attract the dumbest members of our population: desperate men.
Jiggle joints are businesses where women separate themselves from their clothes in order to separate men from their money. This is fine. There is nothing morally wrong with a naked woman. The female form has been celebrated in art for thousands of years. There's also nothing wrong with making a buck. That's the American way.
Most men are willfully ignorant when they visit a shake shack. If you're going to a strip club, you're going so you can literally throw all your money at a total fantasy. If you accept that it's an epic ripoff and go just to oogle boobies, then more power to you. You're more self aware than the vast majority of a strip club's clientele — lonely men who truly believe that they're going to get laid or that the stripper even actually likes them. You're paying her to talk to you, bro. It's her job.
Oh, and don't feel bad for turning those women down for a lap dance. Yes, they think you're cheap. But remember, you're still paying good money for the thrill of being able to reject a beautiful chick. Strip clubs are the only places lonely, socially awkward men can do that."
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10-22-2011, 09:21 PM
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SEX MYTH #9: The average penis is eight inches.
FACT: The average size of a penis is six inches, or 15 centimeters if that makes you feel bigger.
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker (and tits  ).
Any way I look at it, I am on the losing end. 
netman
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10-23-2011, 08:06 AM
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I love how some of the comments to these myths are further misinformation LOL!
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10-23-2011, 10:23 AM
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True, Honey Rose. A couple of them are worse than the myth itself.
It's a good thing I discovered [internet] hobbying. For years I wasted TONS of cash on useless lap dances, at best copping feels, maybe planting a few smooches, and getting my clothed dick softly bitten. OK, I've banged a few strippers, but the number of times I left blue-balled GREATLY outnumbered the lucky times. If I could get all that money back I'd probably have a Ferrari sitting in my yard (slight exaggeration). Hobbying is the best way to go by far.
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10-23-2011, 12:35 PM
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Internet myth #1: Slide-shows that refresh the whole page are an acceptable web page format.
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10-23-2011, 06:46 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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that was interesting....
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10-23-2011, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by netman
SEX MYTH #9: The average penis is eight inches.
FACT: The average size of a penis is six inches, or 15 centimeters if that makes you feel bigger.
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker (and tits ).
Any way I look at it, I am on the losing end.
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I've learned reading reviews here on ECCIE that the average member has one at least 12 inches.
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10-23-2011, 08:47 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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lol---mine is 8 inches
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10-24-2011, 08:29 AM
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dallas i am
not ashamed to say mine is only 6 3/4 inches but i know it would be a perfect fit in you
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lol---mine is 8 inches
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10-24-2011, 12:26 PM
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I love how some of the comments to these myths are further misinformation LOL!
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I thought the same thing. 6 inches is laughable. It's truly more like 4. You guys know how big an inch is?
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10-24-2011, 01:00 PM
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I thought the same thing. 6 inches is laughable. It's truly more like 4. You guys know how big an inch is?
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4 inches?
seriously?
this is the erect size,right?
is that based on your own personal measurements?
i feel huge now!
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10-24-2011, 01:00 PM
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Rambro, if you're like me, your Ferrari would be sitting on blocks, but I got a hell of a lap dance for each wheel.
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10-24-2011, 02:08 PM
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They should add a disclaimer about NOT believing everything you read on the internet. Some of those "myths" aren't actually myths.
If you took a high school course in genetics then you can draw up a punnett square and see how inbreeding causes mutations and abnormalities. Tay Sachs is one clear example.
As far as STD from a toilet seat...i recall the story of a pubic lice / crabs outbreak from a public restroom.
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10-24-2011, 03:28 PM
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Ha!
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I've learned reading reviews here on ECCIE that the average member has one at least 12 inches.
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Um hello ... where are all these 12 inchers??? 
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