On a night much like tonight... I got home, missed aspd, and found Eccie.
It was on that night that I found exquisite breasts to feast my eyes upon. Much like those of Scarlett Rossi, who I have yet to book an appointment with.
As time went on I realized it was time to become more than I was. It was time to create an eccie handle. Since I was drunk of course, all I could think about was how I was magnetized to exquisite breasts. I searched all the forums. I read all the reviews. I spanked all the spank (even youjizzdotcom). Nothing would satisfy. I tried the handle "magneto" like the character from xmen who would magnetically draw things to himself. But it was taken.
So I came up with "Magnetico" It was like the company that created "magneto", but better. And from that day I have brought many an exquisite breast to converge into the massive dark hole we call cleavage, or as some in Ohio call it, "Cleveland". In any case, if you ever thought I was just stupid and called myself "Magnetico" because I didn't understand the spelling or the character, I want you ALL to know it was highly intentional and organized. In fact, I like breasts and Magnetico does like to bring them together. BTW, I did flirt with Scarlett Rossi in the statement above. I like the pictures of her boobs and I don't care if anybody knows about it. Rest well in the comfort of the Bosom. Goodnight. And you stay classy San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
-Mag
One Drunken Night....
