What Constitutes a "Bad" Blowjob?

[txcwby6]

Yeah..I suppose some guys believe that so long as she doesn't bite down there's no such thing as a bad blowjob. I beg to differ. Despite the great feel of a woman's warm wet mouth on my dick "bad" blowjobs do happen. Gentlemen.....what act(s) or omission(s) makes for a bad blowjob?

[S-Man]

When the woman sneezes while performing.

[motocrossman39]

Just constant bobbing up and down, no passion, licking, teasing, etc.
It gets boring quickly....

[txman1965]

teeth

[MaxiMilyen]

Some guys like teeth....some don't. Tell a lady what feels good...don't make her guess. It's all about communication.

[DFWRaven]

Chewing....

[Invisible1]

Trying to talk about shopping with her mouth full.

[Phrodo]

Worst one I ever had was still pretty damn good!

[Sir Lancehernot]

Originally Posted by motocrossman39

Just constant bobbing up and down, no passion, licking, teasing, etc.
It gets boring quickly....

+1

[Daen1304]

If it feels like you can achieve the same sensation by warming up some deli meat, soaking it then playing with it, then it is not good. But Raven hit the nail on the head. Chewing is bad. Teeth can work, but if grinding can be used as a descriptive about the relationship between her molars and your friend then it has gone wrong.

Originally Posted by Invisible1

Trying to talk about shopping with her mouth full.

Are you kidding? Think about the complex movements the tongue makes to form words, now imagine them against your dick. She can talk about what ever gets her excited with her mouthful with me.

[daty/o]

If she really does not want to do it.

[lovinpink]

Cannibal head?

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[Guest112916]

My wife constitutes a bad blowjob.

[shlub]

No enthusiasm. I want to at least THINK you are into it...