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06-16-2012, 04:10 PM
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Pick Up Lines
OK lets hear your funniest or lamest pick up lines --- Ill start
You remind me of my big toe........... I know Ill be banging you on the bed later tonight
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06-16-2012, 04:13 PM
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"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself inside your pants."
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"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in!"
I haven't had much luck with the second one though... LOL
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06-16-2012, 09:05 PM
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Somebody call the fire department, because your body is smoking!
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06-16-2012, 10:48 PM
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Walk by and ask, "Do you believe in love at first sight?"
If the answer is no, then walk by again and ask, "How about love at second sight?"
This is my favorite though: Hi, are you tired?......"Cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
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06-16-2012, 10:58 PM
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"The word of the day is legs."
"Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
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06-17-2012, 10:23 AM
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"I'll have a burger to go with that shake!"
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06-17-2012, 10:26 AM
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"You must be from Ireland, because my dick size is Dublin!" This one usualy at least gets a laugh.
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06-17-2012, 10:28 AM
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"Do you butt fuck on the first date? I don't like time wasters."
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06-17-2012, 11:30 PM
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Should I call you or nudge you for breakfast?
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06-17-2012, 11:56 PM
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Your naughty firecracker💥
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If you were a booger i'd pick you first ..lol..
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06-18-2012, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's
If you were a booger i'd pick you first ..lol..
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06-18-2012, 11:11 AM
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Join Date: Apr 25, 2012
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"You aint nothin but a chula. Prove me and my dong wrong"
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Here's $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
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06-18-2012, 11:29 AM
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Do you wash your pants in windex cuz I can see myself in them.
So you wanna fuck or what ?
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06-18-2012, 03:12 PM
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You should cook me breakfast in the morning
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06-18-2012, 03:22 PM
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Join Date: Jun 22, 2010
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"You know how I know we're having sex tonight?....Because I'm stronger than you...." Then stare at her.
Approach from behind, whisper in her ear "Don't turn this rape into a murder...."
60% of the time, they work every time.
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