2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule

[satexasguy]

Saw this on yahoo and thought it was funny.

2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule Charlotte, N.C.
4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" led by Reverend Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM – Ceremonial “I hate America” led by Michelle Obama.
4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM - Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson seminar "How to have a successful career without having a job"
5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime Travel Log" - Michelle Obama
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM - Senator Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat's appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances by both Clintons
9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ & Afghanistan
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM - Free Governor Blagovich rally
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish… Obama Presiding
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris "He sends a thrill up my leg" Matthews
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM - Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

[Precious_b]

No chair?

[ghandiup]

Bahahahahaha!

[Coolpops]

Priceless !!!!

[Guest083013]

.....it seems like the term "organizer" is a favorite thing to do
(I think Obama has that in his working(?) past ala resumé)

http://news.yahoo.com/steelworker-fe...-politics.html

[troll1946]

You guys need to remember that in a worst case scenario 4 out of every 10 people you see walking around town are going to vote for the Prez. Bexar county went for Obama 4 years ago. In other words. not everyone agrees with you.
Romney believes that Joseph Smith dug up some golden tablets in upstate New York after learning the whereabouts in a vision from God. Not to mention that his faith completely disagrees with the lifestyle that most of us on this board have. No mention was made of the planet Kolob at the RNC.
As William Hurt said in The Big Chill "just trying to keep the conversation lively!"

[Keyzer Soze]

I think we'll see 2000 all over again,election will be very close. Too many undecideds still. It may come down to debates and who doesn't make a major gaff.

[Guest083013]