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Old 11-10-2012, 07:12 PM   #1
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Old 11-10-2012, 07:25 PM   #2
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SL’S TOP 10 THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR

1) Hey, has your dick got smaller?
2) Are you in? All the way?

3) Are your balls itchy too?
4) I think I have a woody.
5) I might have just started my period.
6) The soars in my mouth are almost healed.
7) When you take a pregnancy test, what does the plus sign mean?
8) I'm going to the free clinic tomorrow?
9) I need to poop but I'll wait till were done!
10) I'm trying to cum, but it’s like you seeing that provider in Canada, you want it real bad, but it’s just not going to happen!

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Old 11-10-2012, 09:01 PM   #3
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Or honey I'm home...
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Old 11-10-2012, 09:22 PM   #4
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or.... call your SO the wrong name.
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Old 11-10-2012, 10:18 PM   #5
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I've said about 3 of those things aloud and said about 3 of them to myself too. LOL
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Old 11-10-2012, 10:24 PM   #6
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That was funny...lol : )
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Old 11-11-2012, 12:38 AM   #7
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Lol im guilty of asking someone are u in there yet and are u sure u got this lol
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Have we seen each other?
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lol, it was really funny
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