Pubic Hair

[Sonoman]

Gots a question? The ladies that offer BBBJ. If your date undresses and has a normal amount of pubic hair on the shaft and scrotum vs your date having a clean shaven shaft and scrotum. Both dates are equally handsome or ugly like me, and both are equal in size, weight etc. Everything is Equal.

Or the another way to ask is same date show's up 1st time with hair likes what he received and desires to return next week and is shaved, dick and scrotum only. Does the clean shave get a different amount of attention.


Is one way, hair vs clean, more sensitive to the date. I know we don't like pubes in our teeth. But let's hear the skinny from both sides of the aisle.

And if you shave or man scape, how. Razor/gel.

[drdean]

It tickles her clit is what im told i don't know about you but i like a nice clean shave i think most girls would would just keep it like they have it every time.

[watchoutthegameisrigged]

If there is a gel that does the job without setting junior and the boys on fire I would love to hear about it.

[Guest030317]

I always have to post this when this comes up:

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned . Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

[Ginger Doll]

This isn't exactly the most appetizing subject, but weighing in... Shaved or neatly trimmed is always preferred. No one likes pubes in their mouth. Ijs.

[watchoutthegameisrigged]

Das,

Every time I read that it is lol time and your posts on this subject are a major reason I asked my question. I would love to know there is some hair remover that I could use rather than a razor because shaving down there is a major pain. But I LOVE bbbj and if that is what it takes to get a great one I will continue to shave. Just wish there was a better way. On the flip side, I grew up with girls and ladies with bush (showing my age here), and unless it is a jungle, it does not bother me. Bush, landing strip or shaven, it's all good!

[Ginger Doll]

How about just trimming it short, using one of those hair-trimmers that guys use for at-home haircuts?

I would definitely avoid the chemical stuff down there. Ouch! Lol

[watchoutthegameisrigged]

Ginger,

That's what I start with and then another trimmer that gets it even shorter, before I go to the razor! Probably more than you wanted to know.

[elrey2375]

I'm not understanding why shaving is that big of a deal. Grab the shaft; point it to the left and shave right. Point it to the right and shave left. Point it down and shave above it. Give the boys a light grazing and you're done. Takes all of two minutes.

[Ginger Doll]

Just trying to be helpful! And avoid pubes in the process. Help me help you... Lol

[watchoutthegameisrigged]

Ginger,

Next time we get together you can give me an "examination" and let me know what kind of job I did.

[theotherguy1]

Originally Posted by Das Ficker

I always have to post this when this comes up:

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned . Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

This reminds me of a Sergeant in ROTC who told us the method used by the Army of eliminating Crabs. He said first you get a hammer then you shave one side of your pubic area, then set the non-shaved side on fire and you smash the Crabs with the hammer when they run out of the fire.

[theotherguy1]

I tried using some clippers one time and I got a couple of nicks that took me weeks to get over (mentally). I have been looking into getting a Phillips Norelco BG2040 body Groomer. Has anyone tried one of these? Ginger, have you every assisted anyone in manscaping. I shaved a young lady years ago and it was fun. When I was younger an x-girlfriend offered to shave my balls for me with a straight razor. I was not sure of her intent, so I did take her up on her offer. I may have missed out there.

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by Sonoman

Gots a question? The ladies that offer BBBJ. If your date undresses and has a normal amount of pubic hair on the shaft and scrotum vs your date having a clean shaven shaft and scrotum. Both dates are equally handsome or ugly like me, and both are equal in size, weight etc. Everything is Equal.

Or the another way to ask is same date show's up 1st time with hair likes what he received and desires to return next week and is shaved, dick and scrotum only. Does the clean shave get a different amount of attention.


Is one way, hair vs clean, more sensitive to the date. I know we don't like pubes in our teeth. But let's hear the skinny from both sides of the aisle.

And if you shave or man scape, how. Razor/gel.

Okay before I go any further, for me your added info of "handsome or ugly" is very irrelevant.

Now to the real question (despite all the added fluff that took me a while to read through): I've seen men with hair as long as the hairs on my head, I've seen men that are shaved like a babies arse, I've also seen men with balls that look as white as snow. Thing is, as long as he doesn't smell like he's spent 5 days in a deer blind then I'm going in. You can move hair out of the way. Just know I ain't putting them hairy balls in my mouth. I'm tired of hair being stuck in me throat.

Ever cough up a hair ball? It's ain't cute during a family dinner at Applebee's

[Guest082214-1]

I shave my pubis with electric clippers and trim my balls with scissors, but not too close. Not perfect, but I think it helps.