Decided it was time to do my duty and make sure I was playing safe for   the safety of everyone and scheduled a 10 panel STD test online (link   below):
http://www.myprivatelabs.com 
It looks like all of the sites offering the same test use the same lab   network and offer the same 10 panel STD test. The only difference is   price. This one has the best price for the same lab work ($198).
Followed the link and typed in my zip. They found a lab within walking distance of my office.
Used my monger email address to register. They said I didn't need an   appointment and to just check in with the paperwork they emailed me from   the site requesting the blood / urine work.
Went to the lab that day. Drew blood, peed in a cup. 3 days later, they   emailed me the results. Feels good to have a negative test in your hand   fellas (and ladies).
Anyway, you can use a fake name and the instructions on the form you   give them tell the front desk person to NOT check ID. They asked for an   address, and I told them they didn't need it and to just put down the   lab address. They said that was fine.
I highly recommend.
Referral link: 
http://www.myprivatelabs.com.