~BANDLESLAP~

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

I've used the word "bloviating" many times here because it's an entirely appropriate word in EccieLand.

No "Mandle" for me though. What men say about women behind the electronic veil is none of my business. And also, I get enough of this ordure on Co-Ed, who the hell would want to dive into other cesspools 'mandles' or not.


The Eccie Echo Chamber, aka The Confederacy of Mansplaining Mansplainers sounds like: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah, Whimper, ManTears, Blah, Blah, Blah, More Blah-ing, CockHighFives, Blah, Blah, Waaaahhh, Blah.....

(repeat ad nauseum to infinity)

Look...I can only cum up with so much original material. When you are working with a largely Viagra overdosed crew its hard (note not so subtle play on words) to be continuously imaginative.

However, the thought of "Cawk High Fives" gives me a chill...not in a good way...How would two with prodigious guts actually do this? Would they hold their manflap up in both hands and then swing blindly from the hips hoping for contact?

[Miss Valentina]

"'MANFLAPS"!!!!!

Step right up to Miss V's Taco Meat Distribution Symposium!!!

She's pulled on her nitrile gloves and she's ready to rub that meat into all y'all Mofos chesthair.

(ps. We can make like, a gangbang porn except it's just me straddling each of you pounding El Paso Hot spiced ground beef into your chests)

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

"'MANFLAPS"!!!!!

Step right up to Miss V's Taco Meat Distribution Symposium!!!

She's pulled on her nitrile gloves and she's ready to rub that meat into all y'alls Mofos chesthair.

(ps. We can make like, a gangbang porn except it's just me straddling each of you pounding hot El Paso Hot spiced ground beef into your chests)

SAYS HERE THIS STUFF IS MADE IN NEW YORK CITY. NEW YORK CITY???

That's it...get a rope...tie her up...then bend her over the bed with her hands lashed to the headboard....& slowly, sensually rub the tip against her as she pushes back softly at first then with growing urgency as...

[Blue_eyed_shy_guy]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Look...I can only cum up with so much original material. When you are working with a largely Viagra overdosed crew its hard (note not so subtle play on words) to be continuously imaginative.

However, the thought of "Cawk High Fives" gives me a chill...not in a good way...How would two with prodigious guts actually do this? Would they hold their manflap up in both hands and then swing blindly from the hips hoping for contact?

I imagined this with lightsaber sound effects for some reason.. with the fight set to the soundtrack of the battle of Darth Maul.

[budman33]

Lightsabers or this

[Blue_eyed_shy_guy]

^^ That was pretty damn funny too!

[Toyz]

Can you imagine SL & WhixxxZy trying to do a "Cawk High Five"?

Vrrrruuuuuu....(lightsaber sound)
Vrrruuuuuuu

HEY how come our Cawks arents slapping? I'm getting tired of holding up my ManFlap...its heavy as fuck...

Vruuuuuuuu
Vrrruuuuuuu

You sure you still HAVE a cawk?

Vrrruuuuuuuu

Well, I haven't actually SEEN it since the early 1980's but I THINK its there?

Vrrruuuuuuuu
Vruuuuuuuuu

Fuck it...lets just log on and get some thread views & give each other a verbal reach-around about how awesome we are....

[moonshiner]

You've put a lot of thought into high fiving cocks, why am I not surprised?

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Blue_eyed_shy_guy

I imagined this with lightsaber sound effects for some reason.. with the fight set to the soundtrack of the battle of Darth Maul.

When they connect do they make those rattling sounds like light sabers or more like dead fish being slapped together?

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by moonshiner

You've put a lot of thought into high fiving cocks, why am I not surprised?

This shit just cracks me up!!!

[Aphrodite]

[QUOTE=Whispers;1057670507]Claire is not too far away..... Kitty Bunny Fuck is still around and Aphrodite is in the mix as well..... Hunter Grace has a presence her as well.....

Eventually, they trip and it comes out.....[QUOTE]

Hmmmm? Me? Oh do tell! Have proof first, though. None of your 'I am gathering proof and it will be just a matter of time,' bullshit. *insert eye roll here*
That was one-minute too many spent thinking about or addressing you or your snake-in-the-grass and intransigent bloviating.


Have a great day everyone.

[Toyz]

[QUOTE=Aphrodite;1057672697][QUOTE=Whispers;1057670507]Claire is not too far away..... Kitty Bunny Fuck is still around and Aphrodite is in the mix as well..... Hunter Grace has a presence her as well.....

Eventually, they trip and it comes out.....

Hmmmm? Me? Oh do tell! Have proof first, though. None of your 'I am gathering proof and it will be just a matter of time,' bullshit. *insert eye roll here*
That was one-minute too many spent thinking about or addressing you or your snake-in-the-grass and intransigent bloviating.


Have a great day everyone.

Hes too busy counting thread views to worry about being accurate!

"15 years of trolling fuck boards is the extent of my lifes accomplishments"....LMAO!

[Blue_eyed_shy_guy]

Originally Posted by Toyz

When they connect do they make those rattling sounds like light sabers or more like dead fish being slapped together?

The lightsaber part of this 'lightsaber' duel doesn't actually involve the physical contact of two cawks, so they'd probably sound more like real lightsabers.

(Yes, I spent way too much time thinking about that literally.)

[RetiredNinja]

Don't cross the streams...

[dodger]

it's probably a good thing just to accept and go with the fantasy .... or you wind up asking yourself too many questions. for example .... all the noises made during those battles in space between the empire and the rebels. noise ??? ... in space ???

alien had it right ...

... damn .. this is pretty my biggest foray into thread drift ... sorry