Wedding band??

[snowman123]

Mine has been on so long it would have to be cut off!

[GP]

Could you make a ring out of bacon?

aj, you should try center cut bacon or even better Real Canadian peameal bacon!

[Carlos Danger]

I left my ring on a greek island, and found it on a stool.

[pyramider]

Looks like you also found your house key.

[GP]

Irritable bowel syndrome?

That's a funny looking wedding band.

[Guest061315]

Originally Posted by GP

Could you make a ring out of bacon?

aj, you should try center cut bacon or even better Real Canadian peameal bacon!

yes i have made rings outa bacon..it can be done...where can i get some real
canadian peameal bacon around here? Or do i have to go to a specialty store or order on line?

this morning im having maple flavored bacon.. crispy.. with green papaya tea..

[Lexxxy]

I'm confused that looks like a key were you referring to your rectal prolapse ring?

[GP]

AJ, I know you can buy Real Canadian bacon at federal meats. They are in the Buffalo area, but I do not know if you have any in Rochester. they will slice it for you as thick or thin as you want.

[Tiger]

Make_your_own_Peameal_Bacon

[pineappleguy]

If you take it off, you're not fooling anyone. If it is snug enough to stay on it is probably leaving a visible impression on your finger. Also, finding someplace safe to put it and remembering to put it back on only adds to the risk.

[Frankie Fine]

Originally Posted by pineappleguy

If you take it off, you're not fooling anyone. If it is snug enough to stay on it is probably leaving a visible impression on your finger. Also, finding someplace safe to put it and remembering to put it back on only adds to the risk.

I despise it when gents take it off to try and make me think they are single ughhh:/

Doesn't affect how I treat a client... Wait it kinda helps me to understand who needs more caution when replying to texts.

Some gents take it off for their own reasons, and admit it, that's different. I believe it's good to let a pro know you're attached, or atleast let her know your boundaries as far as communication, and vice versa.

[Bancroft1957]

When I started going to strip clubs, and the first few SP's, I always took it off...now it really does not seem to matter. The overriding factor is if the young lady starts to ask about my SO, and family....it puts a damper on the time.

[Carlos Danger]

I'd rather not think abot those people at the moment...

[HlavinKitheri]

I always keep it on, and never so much as heard of a provider who minded that. Dancers are another story: I have had a couple very inexperienced ones say something like "where's your wife?" I think the sight of it makes those ones think about their own off-duty man, his trustworthiness.