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		|  12-12-2013, 04:13 PM | #1 |  
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                User ID: 172101 Join Date: Jan 21, 2013 Location: California,Sacramento 
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			Unless you have elephantitis of the dick and balls please do not send me unsolicited texts about your size, it is nothing I havent seen before. 
 That is all.
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		|  12-12-2013, 04:17 PM | #2 |  
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			Hahaha I just heard that same statement today from another provider. What's with guys? They've seen hundreds of dicks, you're special? lol
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		|  12-12-2013, 06:30 PM | #3 |  
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			I can show you something that looks like a mentos package
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		|  12-12-2013, 06:54 PM | #4 |  
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					Originally Posted by NikkiWhite  please do not send me unsolicited texts about your size, it is nothing I havent seen before. That is all. |    |  
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		|  12-12-2013, 08:09 PM | #5 |  
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					Originally Posted by NikkiWhite  Unless you have elephantitis of the dick and balls please do not send me unsolicited texts about your size, it is nothing I havent seen before. 
 That is all.
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Curiosity got the best of me, so I decided to search genital elephantiasis on Google Images. 
   
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's something I've never seen before!  Poor guy.
 
Thanks, NikkiWhite, lol.
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		|  12-12-2013, 08:21 PM | #6 |  
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			Nonsense! Peens and gnads are like snowflakes, aren't they? ?
 
 Well then, what about The MightyMicroNubs?
 
 No?
 
 ...not even if comes complete with a matching Designer Coin Purse?
 
 It has the look and feel of rich, Corinthian Leather.
 
 ..wrinckled and weather-beaten, granted, but leather nonetheless.
 
 ...just wonderin.
 
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		|  12-12-2013, 09:18 PM | #7 |  
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					Originally Posted by NikkiWhite  Unless you have elephantitis of the dick and balls please do not send me unsolicited texts about your size, it is nothing I havent seen before. 
 That is all.
 |  AMEN NIKKI!
 
 Ive gotten PM's like that recently...its like seriously? Im an escort, I specialize in seeing different dicks daily. Stop flattering yourselves so much guys IJS.
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		|  12-12-2013, 09:54 PM | #8 |  
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			I guess the assumption is a good penis selfie might increase the likelihood of being positively screened? Personally, I don't want to send anything that might reduce the probability of a positive screening, and I certainly can't imagine having you laughing at the selfie improving the odds. 
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		|  12-12-2013, 10:02 PM | #9 |  
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			Yeah I prefer to disappoint the provider live & in person.
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		|  12-12-2013, 10:54 PM | #10 |  
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			Still trying to get my camera to interface properly with the electron microscope.
 Until that day ladies, you'll just have to hold your breath!
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		|  12-12-2013, 10:56 PM | #11 |  
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					Originally Posted by joshharris86  Still trying to get my camera to interface properly with the electron microscope.
 Until that day ladies, you'll just have to hold your breath!
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Not for long!!!
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		|  12-12-2013, 11:50 PM | #12 |  
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			he must of been a Politician
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		|  12-13-2013, 12:10 AM | #13 |  
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			I can't even imagine some of the stuff you provider's get sent, let alone the men that need to prove something.
 I know I'm not well endowed, but at least i like to think I have a personality and a little maturity beyond that.
 
 I guess it's sort of like a self-alert, if i was a provider that's definitely the kind of hobbyist I stay away from no matter the size, just because he did something like that and sent it to a stranger.
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		|  12-13-2013, 08:09 AM | #14 |  
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			Yea you see that a lot on C/L I guess it's part of their resume..Not that I've ever been on there..   Just Saying..Dezirie   |  
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		|  12-13-2013, 08:14 AM | #15 |  
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			LOL traveler.. I got curious too!! :/ Whooooooaaa saw some other stuff that I didn't need to this morning...  
One of these days Im gonna start saving the dick pics and make a collage. lol hahah So if you want to be a part of art, please do send.    |  
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