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			Post a poem, the weirder the better. 
 
Here is one of mine. 
 
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THE BOAT RIDE 
 
I can still hear an echo from the breaking windows 
the glass being turned back to dust 
 
There is burning oil on the water 
 
Drifting in a lifeboat with no oars 
trying to remember some irish drinking song 
I heard on my grandfathers old cathode tube radio 
 
A lingering shadow from the smoke hovers overhead 
 
In the dim light a young woman in the boat 
wearing a flannel corset 
offers me a stick of gum which I politely decline 
 
The seagulls are becoming annoying now 
 
Perhaps tomorrow we can learn each others names
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-27-2013, 07:44 AM
			
			
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				Lusting for another man's woman: Anne Boleyn
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			Whoso List to Hunt 
 
Whoso list to hunt, I know where is an hind,  
But as for me, helas! I may no more.  
The vain travail hath worried me so sore,  
I am of them that furthest come behind. 
  
Yet may I by no means, my worried mind  
Draw from the deer; but as she fleeth afore  
Fainting I follow. I leave off therefore,  
Since in a net I seek to hold the wind.  
 
Who list her hunt, I put him out of doubt,  
As well as I, may spend his time in vain;  
And graven in diamonds in letters plain  
There is written, her fair neck round about,  
 
"Noli me tangere, for Caesar's I am, 
And wild to hold, though I seem tame."  
 
by Sir Thomas Wyatt
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-27-2013, 08:40 PM
			
			
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			she fuck me like a slut but she look like a angel, 
princess, mine 
want her on her knees and her back, 
want her in the check out line at the grocery store, 
buying tickets with me at the zoo, 
holding my hand at her friend's birthday party 
she tells me it's cold, to get under the blankets with her,  
bad and good 
smart girl, 
tugging at my dick underneath the covers
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-27-2013, 09:20 PM
			
			
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			Eyes lost in a crystal sky morning 
Locks of a golden sunset falling  
Skin the shade of Dresden porcelain  
Lips like roses to me are calling 
 
My Sweet Michelle Awaits
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-28-2013, 06:31 AM
			
			
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			I've posted this before. She is still in my girl school. 
  
I fetched a girl from jail today 
She'd been put away for years 
Every word she spoke to me 
Made me hold back my tears 
 
I knew a dancer once ago 
A postlude to a dream 
Her cousin caught my attention too 
Her life then was free 
 
We shared some looks, we shared some numbers 
We searched for common arrows 
She swallowed bloody steaks, I ate some more 
And continued on my travels 
 
The hills of Texas are far and wide 
The trees are strong and green 
But every time I visited her 
There was grass at my knees 
 
She isn't fair, she isn't pretty 
She's never cooked, she isn't schooled 
But what she has is hers alone 
She's founded in the earth 
 
Our lives are far as far can be 
We live in different worlds 
She can't imagine mine 
I can't live in hers 
 
She says she needs me, wants my touch 
My bed is already given 
But I dare not extinguish 
A promonition of heaven 
 
The quartet opens, the clouds part 
The first firm theme expounds 
The certainty ends, the response starts 
The dance goes round and round 
 
A fool is one who is easily swayed 
And doesn't know the leader 
But I have chosen to name the wind 
Encourage her and feed her. 
 
She'll be with me tomorrow night 
I've turned away my lovers 
She's used to cold hard beds 
I'll warm her with my covers 
 
We choose a path, we go along blind 
We live for the morrow 
Some time later we discover 
Who gives us most sorrow 
 
You can dance a waltz, you can dance a quadrille 
You can make your life or you can follow 
She's my lady and I'll make her mine 
And set my plough to furrow.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-28-2013, 09:18 AM
			
			
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			THE FIRE 
 
Barley out of time the old wall clock 
clicks off one more chime 
 
The drooping willow tree in the yard 
was the last to burn, ever so patiently 
it waited it's turn 
 
In the burned out field some young patitos 
are wondering around looking for their mother 
 
The ashes from the clock, some rubble, melted plaster 
 
Pride, conceit, corruption, care, contention, 
crying, laughter 
 
Without 
 
The fire came in silence and found what she was after 
 
Epicurean, she was without a master
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-28-2013, 12:10 PM
			
			
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			NOT weird in the least! I wrote this in 1990, maybe 1991, was taking a creative writing class. The poem was a tribute to a lost love who stole my heart and soul and later on crushed both. I still think of her even though our affair dates back 28 years - 1986! 
   
 Spring 
  
 It’s spring – Time for the mare 
 To paw the earth and lean 
 Into the wind, virgin and bare. 
  
 Spring can often be mean. 
 It can spur the fox to down the hare – 
 Yet germinate the bean. 
 …and cause a young man to stare 
  
 It’s spring! Time for fancies to swing. 
 Time for the blossom to set the peach. 
 Cause for the finch to sing. 
  
 Time for the old man to teach 
 That life, like the bee, can often sting 
 And dreams, like fancies, are often out of reach… 
 It’s Spring… 
  
  
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-30-2013, 10:34 AM
			
			
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			For those of you politicos who can recall back in the 80s when George H.W. Bush tapped an unknown from Indiana, Dan Qualye, to be VP! Quayle developed a reputation for being not too cerebral when he once toured an elementary classroom (surrounded be media, of course) and Dan, grabbed a piece of chalk and wrote the word 'Tomatos' on the board. He immediately was corrected by a third grader who told him that the word was thusly spelled 'Tomatoes.' Anyway, that one occasion was enough for Dan's enemies on the left and a whole range of comedians from Johnny Carson to the SNL cast, circa 1988-92. Dan was also the inspiration for this jocular poem of mine that I concocted around 1990! 
 
Poor Dan Quayle 
 
Consider the plight of poor Dan Quayle 
His critics all think he’s mentally frail 
 
Politically speaking he was a nowhere man 
He rarely got to visit any foreign land 
 
George Bush knew 
Just what to do 
 
To Central America 
Is where I’ll send you 
 
I’d go myself 
But there’s too much rain 
 
Further, it would upset 
My vacation in Maine 
 
So happy was he  
To break out of his coma 
 
That poor Dan Quayle 
Touched down in Oklahoma!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-30-2013, 10:57 AM
			
			
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			"Breaking the silence 
Of an ancient pond, 
A frog jumped into water — 
A deep resonance." 
 
-Matsuo Basho , "Frog Haiku", translated from Japanese
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			12-30-2013, 06:21 PM
			
			
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			The World's Shortest Poem 
   
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 FLEAS 
 Adam  
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			12-30-2013, 09:28 PM
			
			
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				A little late...
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			Had this in one of the Austin forums...... 
 
The Holiday Fantasy of a Hobbyist!
By “Loxly”
T''was a night before Christmas, unlike any before.
(For the last 10 years they’ve been quite a bore.)
The party I’d left had really gone dead.
So back to my hotel, and the mint on my bed.
I emptied the Bourbon, killed off the Gin,
And figured it was time to just settle in.
The gift Santa Sock, now empty and bare,
Lay draped on the sofa, next to the chair.
I was soon dozing off in the glare of TV,
Not noting the stocking, or the activity.
In my half-sleep I stirred then heard a faint sigh
And turning my head I opened one eye.
I glanced at my stocking, and there seemed to appear
A great pair of legs and a perfect round rear.
She had a red see-through top with white furry trim
Red stockings, garters and a thong… (Very thin!)
Adjusting her hat she spoke with a grin,
“Hope you’re not disappointed, by me dropping in.
That gag note you gave to the guy at the mall?,
WAS the real Santa. Not a fake, not at all!
But there’s no blow-up dolls, they’re all out of stock.
So Santa put ME in your big Christmas Sock.
And we’ve only an hour for some holiday fun.
That’s all there is, then I’ve got to run.
So let’s get going, I came her to please!”
And with that moved forward, and then fell to her knees.
She spoke no more words but went straight to her work.
My briefs coming down with a quick well-training jerk.
The length of my shaft she grazed light with her teeth,
Then surrounded the head with her lips, like a wreath.
As the ball on her tongue made lap after lap,
I knew in a moment that I’d soon blow my sap.
So backing away I fell into the chair
To rest and review this gift standing there.
From her twinkling eyes and luscious red lips,
My eyes wandered down to her breasts and pink nips.
Though veiled in sheer red they were not hard to see.
All firm, erect and just waiting for me.
She took off her garters and undid her top.
Stopping just for a moment to watch my jaw drop.
“You’d better get going ‘cause this night isn’t through”,
Then fingering her thong said, “You know what to do!”
From the rug on the floor and against every wall,
Cowgirl and Doggie, Yeah. We did it all!
Exhausted and drained I flopped back on the bed
The events of this night spinning ‘round in my head.
She picked up her garters and put on her top.
If I wasn’t half-dead I’d have asked her to stop.
But with a pat on my cheek and a kiss on my ear,
She started to fade and to then disappear.
I guess in the end I did get my wish.
Most times I have trouble just getting past “MISH”.
But everything “clicked” and seemed just so right.
With this very special, “Hobby” Christmas night!
 
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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				images of passion
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			Images of passion  
Images of you fly through my head. I Get all hot and bothered. As my hands ease their way to my breast. 
I Imagine your breath on my neck finding it's way down to my chest. As I feel my  heart begin to beat faster.  
I close my eyes as I ease my hands lower I feel your soft lips working their way down to my belly. I feel my chest rise and breaths get deeper 
Your lips on my "lips" :-).  Mmmm here comes the kiss... My legs start to shake with the thought of your manhood. As I imagine the motion the sensation of your passion...  
As the heat starts to rise. I feel it here it comes an explosion of satisfaction. From the love making images of my imagination.   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-01-2014, 05:36 PM
			
			
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			I was drivin' to the party 
gonna have some fun 
but the Police stopped me and found my gun 
they said "boy this gonna land you in the County Jail 
But fist me an my partna gonna whip your tail"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			NADINE  
 
She was a shore nuff ruff cut little diamond 
dirt prairie slut 
with a big ole wad of rusty barbed wire 
where her heart ought to be 
 
Too long in these wide open spaces 
and too short in feminine social graces 
not exactly what proper ladies would aspire to yu see 
 
But boy she could hoot and holler and she would 
ride any bronk if you would bet her a dollar 
and she carried around jim beam in an old 
army surplus canteen 
 
And when there was gonna  be trouble 
and too often there was trouble 
why one time I got an eight inch jack knife  
stuck right through my spleen 
 
But when there was gonna be trouble 
and I mean a shore nuff rumble 
 
The one I wanted standing there beside me was 
(you guessed er) Nadine 
 
 
Dedicated to a little tom boy rodeo girl I used to know, 
cute as a bug and tough as any guy.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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				NADINE  
 
She was a shore nuff ruff cut little diamond 
dirt prairie slut 
with a big ole wad of rusty barbed wire 
where her heart ought to be 
 
Too long in these wide open spaces 
and too short in feminine social graces 
not exactly what proper ladies would aspire to yu see 
 
But boy she could hoot and holler and she would 
ride any bronk if you would bet her a dollar 
and she carried around jim beam in an old 
army surplus canteen 
 
And when there was gonna  be trouble 
and too often there was trouble 
why one time I got an eight inch jack knife  
stuck right through my spleen 
 
But when there was gonna be trouble 
and I mean a shore nuff rumble 
 
The one I wanted standing there beside me was 
(you guessed er) Nadine 
 
 
Dedicated to a little tom boy rodeo girl I used to know, 
cute as a bug and tough as any guy. 
			
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